Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"
Lojik: "Haha what?"
Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"
Lojik: "Haha what?"
Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"
by Funny Mofo No.1 May 10, 2011
Get the Squashed A Frogmug. by W.Kert! August 1, 2011
Get the Squashed Niggamug. This is when a woman is riding a man, turned around facing his feet. Just when the man is about to splooge, the woman punches him square in the nuts.
Jill: I was riding Jack last night and gave him a good old fashioned ball squash because he spent so much time playing fantasy football.
by Seth Sirover January 12, 2008
Get the Ball Squashmug. Many countries outside of the United States of America do not practice circumcision. Traveling abroad? Be careful or you'll choke on that squash blossom, guuuurrrrrllll.
by Tammy2Lips December 2, 2016
Get the Squash blossommug. by theoneandonlydicktionary September 10, 2018
Get the beef squashmug. 1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something
2. A buzzkill
3. Something flawed
Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"
When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
2. A buzzkill
3. Something flawed
Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"
When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!
Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.
Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.
Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018
Get the spitting on squashmug. when a guy is in a tent with a few of his mates and wants a wank and to get out he tramples everyones nuts. whilst standing at the camp fire the guy looks over his shoulder to see his mates hobble out of the tent in disgust, hence resembling a 'squash hobbler'.
by fecal mathers August 6, 2011
Get the squash hobblermug.