Squandled

To be absolutely destroyed, pwned, owned, raped, etc.

FRED: Dude, Eddy just got sniped in the face!
JACK: Haha, totally squandled!

by Aceramic June 5, 2009

squiddleberry

when somebody is so annoying you want to squish them so they squiddle around. their face is red/blue like berries. they often have a circular facial structure.

OMG BRA YOU ARE SUCH A SQUIDDLEBERRY!!

by merhhhhhlin April 18, 2011

squiddle

an avid fan of railways and dank memes

hey look at that gay retard Squiddle over there on the train tracks I bet he isnt even maxed on osrs

by isquiddlex April 26, 2017

Squddle

A squash-like cuddle. Lay on top of another's back , giving an affectionate yet weighty cuddle.

He was lay on his front and she climbed on top of his back, giving him a squddle.

by EJH14 September 19, 2017

Squaddie Mattress

A female who like to have sexual intercourse with squaddies.
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.

Originated in front of McDonald’s

‘ She’s a right squaddie mattress’

by Squaddie2479 January 18, 2018

SquadleFN

Known as the KING of TWITTER.

SquadleFN is tha goat.

by DefinitelyNot@CookedFTN August 2, 2020

Squardle

Meaning fart // passing an unusually long and unpleasant gas.

Person 1 : *farts loudly*
Person 2: “ew u really let a squardle out”

by anonymous December 28, 2021