Squandled

To be absolutely destroyed, pwned, owned, raped, etc.

FRED: Dude, Eddy just got sniped in the face!
JACK: Haha, totally squandled!

by Aceramic June 05, 2009

Knubbin

Knubbin (pron NUB - IN)

The bump formed in your fly while sitting down caused by your zipper. Sitting down causes looseness in the material surrounding the fly and the less flexible zipper, velcro, button, etc, forms into a funny shaped lump.

Ted: Hey look, Fred's got a boner! Haha!
Fred: Na way man, it's a knubbin

by Aceramic May 29, 2009