Spider

Spawned from satan's butthole, a close in counter with these creatures are sure to put you into shock for 1 or more hours.

Hey Timmy I saw a house that spontaneously caught on fire in this area do you know who's house it was?

Yeah it was mine

Jesus I'm so sorry man

Don't be I found a nest of spiders in my bedroom and had to take the neccisary steps to cleanse my house.

Ahh ic I jet u man

by Natasha2790 November 22, 2016

Spiders

The fucking creature everyone despises if you like spiders YOU’RE NOT HUMAN SORRY HUNNY. They might hypnotize you with those beady little eyes but listen, THEY BELONG IN HELL.

Spiders are TERRIFYING.

by Kermitz_Waifu October 26, 2019

the spider

ejaculating on one's face while on the roof of a bunk bed

the spider is a sex move lol

by the cooler penguin27 October 8, 2020

spiders

The tiny chest hair sarounding one's niples.

Are you triming your spiders again?

by Yan k June 20, 2007

The Spider

The act of keeping your dick hard (accomplished by cupping your hand over the head and massaging your shaft with your fingers, thus resembling a spider) while masterbating in a public restroom when someone walks in until they leave.

I had to use the spider because the bathroom was busy as fuck.

by x Chewy x September 4, 2018

spiders

itching in the pubic hair region.

i've got an attack of spiders here, fetch my scratching stick

by freshco May 1, 2005

Spider

Okay, I can see why people hate black widows...But tarantulas? I mean, yeah, they'll give you a rash if you hold them wrong, but still...

Afraid of a nonpoisonous creature only half an inch long? Okay, that's just sad.

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004