spunnerella

Female who has spent one too many nights on meth.

IE: Ashley W. is looking like spunnerella

by Ghetto Haxor June 3, 2005

spannerific

A word used when you are unhappy with the oucome or situation. Used mainly by Nibling. Normally used when you are recieving homework insteadof using the F-word.

Mr. picksley "Here is your homework for the weekend"
Nibling "thats just Spannerific"

by Nibling October 27, 2007

spannerish

When the weather is so cold you need a spanner to undo your nuts! (Australian slang)

How cold is it outside ? Mate its spannerish better grab your jacket and ugg boots

by thehumpf May 13, 2018

red spanner

Oxy-acetylene torch/welder. Called a red spanner due to its versatility.

Go and get the red spanner to cut that piece of bar

I used the red spanner to weld that bit of pipe

by mickwheelz July 13, 2009

bent spanner

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.

My friend has a bent spanner

by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017

mace spanner

A turd that spans from edge to edge of the toilet and isn’t touching the water. The mace portion of the definition comes from the undigested peanut chunks sticking out the length of the turd!

Honey, get a tape measure so we can measure my mace spanner in the shitter before we chop it up and flush it!

by Cryptic dude December 20, 2017

Charcoal Spanner

Also known as Charlotte Spencer, she is known to spend over 70% of her school time on her phone in the bathroom with her friends, taking mirror selfies which rarely show her face, as it is either always covered by her phone, or her hand. She also has a tendency to put a ask me anything x box on her instagram story, normally 3-4 times per week. It is also rumor to her having a crush on a teacher named Derek Jennison. She is always flirting and taking pictures of him.

Is that Charcoal Spanner flirting with Mr Jennison again? What a ho.

by Mooscula April 5, 2019