Skip to main content

spam

A slap administered to the centre of the forehead, pref. on the hairline with the index, middle and ring fingers from the tips to the second knuckles. The flat palm of the hand can also be used but is morely likely to provoke a fist-shaped retaliation. Action must be accompanied by the shouting of the word upon impact viz: "SPAM!!!"
Spammer approaches Spammee, and taps on shoulder. As the Spammee turns, the Spammer lunges, shouting "SPAM!" momentarily confusing and disorienting the victim, but more significantly, irritating them.
mugGet the spammug.

SPAM

1. Canned meat that expires 5 years after you get it, and is made up of the following: Cats, Fish, Penises, Nippletoast, and Chicken Shit.

2. Annoying messages that are either repeated multiple times on one page or sent to a number of people at once.
1. "So at the Christmas party last year, I won a can of spam, and chucked it at my friend Jordan while he was kissing his fat ass girlfriend and screamed 'SPAM!'"

2. The words of a music artist on Myspace "Okay you little faggot, quit sending me the same damn comment over and over, it's really fucking gay and I don't want to add you you cunt muffin"
by Brandon Burch November 12, 2006
mugGet the SPAMmug.

spam

on forums spam should only be considered to apply to blatant spammers who blatantly try to sell shit or who post the same spam links over and over like some kind of fucking spam bot or spammer-troll!! see troll
by fuckshit October 5, 2005
mugGet the spammug.

Spam

Alyssa's favorite word o_o
The yummiest food
Something i love to post on facebook
That is currently on my facebook wall <3
I SPAMMED U WITH LOVE
OH NO D:
:D
Alyssa: oot <3
by tirsaislife April 26, 2010
mugGet the Spammug.

spam

A slapping of the forhead on one with a large amount of forhead, if it doesn't make the most beautiful slapping sound, it doesn't work
(thwack)
Haha, i spammed you be-atch
Piece of shit
by Hanly April 21, 2005
mugGet the spammug.

spam

1: a form of meat; deliscious when cooked in cast iron skillet
2: any kind of unwanted mail, e-mail, or message board post
3: mindless bable
D1: mmmmm.... sssspaaaaammm...
D2: This fuggin spam!!! always clogging my inbox
D3: hey travis! cut the spam and come see this!!!
by Dave November 18, 2003
mugGet the spammug.

Spam

Whenever the liberal Internet doesn't get what it wants it fills itself with spam against said thing.
"The Internet is full of anti trump spam and I am sick of it."
by Minimoma February 15, 2017
mugGet the Spammug.

Share this definition