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Snark

A commonly used phrase by the cool kids in a virtual world known as Second Life. Other variations include : Snarkleberries, Snarkles, Snarknuggets, Snarklepuffs, etc.
by NellsAndCreole May 16, 2010
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snark

"that chick is snark" or "...she was a snarky bird"
by wazza June 20, 2003
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Wet Snark

A snark who makes frequent reference to bodily functions, especially nonsexual ones.
A Wet Snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot.
by CycloCynic January 4, 2009
mugGet the Wet Snarkmug.

Snark Attack

The act of ejaculating in ones pants while on top of a snarky woman.
Oops, I just had a snark attack. Do you have a tissue?
by Choir Boy is Dead November 9, 2009
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dry snark

Unlike a wet snark, a dry snark does not usually make reference to bodily functions.
A dry snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to go crazy over a bogus terrorist plot. (Compare to "wet snark": Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot).
by CycloCynic January 4, 2009
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Snark Off

To jack off to pictures of Snarky Women in in their underwear.
That picture is so sexy it makes me want to snark off!
by Choir Boy Is Dead November 11, 2009
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Snark

When you cover someone else's nose with your mouth and cover their mouth with your hand and blow into their nose.

Usually performed on people that are intoxicated, lightly or otherwise however, mostly on people that don't know its coming.
I am going to snark you if you don't shut up right now!
by No_Bacon May 15, 2019
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