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Siberian Slingshot 

When you rusty trombone a Siberian Huskie, then a fat lady takes a dump into the load of cum, then you mix together the conconction and freeze the mixture. Then you proceed to take the frozen mixture and use a condom as a slingshot to shoot it into someone's anus from a distance of no less than 150 yards.
DJ shot a Siberian Slingshot and it missed and got Jason in the eye.
Siberian Slingshot by GHB21 January 17, 2009
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Tabasco Slingshot 

The sexual act of using a glue stick and pouring Tabasco sauce over it, then taking you partner and making him spread out his asshole and then you taking the covered glue stick and using a rubber band to "sling" it into his asshole
Guy #1: Dude, me and my wife yesterday tried out the Tabasco Slingshot. She can't sit down and she has a little bit of sauce still in there.

Guy #2: WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT!?!?!?
Tabasco Slingshot by Michal :3 December 16, 2010

Kamikaze Slingshot 

After ejaculating into a condom, remove from penis and place the open end of the condom on your desired target.

Now pull condom back as to create tension then release in a slingshot stlye action sending the semen on a kamikaze attack.
WEVE AWW DUN IT !, Apart from a Kamikaze slingshot !

ACME Slingshot 

The act of having sex with a partner from behind and only pretending to put on the condom. After cumming but before pulling out, stretch the condom and fling it in the person's face like a slingshot so they know you never had it on.
My favorite way to break up with girls is the ACME Slingshot

Oklahoma Slingshot 

A sexual position, practised in western parts of Tasmania, which involves medium-sized rubber bands and forked boughs. It is, however, illegal in East Tasmania.
She invited me to a diner, but she ended up showing me the Oklahoma slingshot. I couldn't sneeze for a week.

Russian Slingshot 

Taking a used condom, pulling the filled end of sperm back, like a slingshot, and shooting it in someones face.

Hot slingshot

When one person leans his head back with his mouth open and the other person launches a hot lugey into their open mouth.
Joe was yawning, so I took the opportunity to toss that mutherfucka a hot slingshot.
Hot slingshot by Jackdymph May 18, 2017