A technique for wiping your ass for males. You remain in your seated position after pooping while u use ur left hand to grab your junk and move it out of the way inorder for ur right hand(holding the toliet paper) to manuever between your legs and wipe your asshole repeatedly untill clean.
by Blamkin91 March 9, 2010
When you shit into a satin sheet, ball it up and throw it at your partner. The end result is a shit-covered lover. It makes great lubricant
by slapmasta October 17, 2011
When one goes to tacobell and the waiter takes your previously ordered taco and instead of handing it to you, he places the taco one his boner and alabama slingshots to you.
by dizzle doozledaz January 8, 2011
An act where you find the closest douche-bag on the beach wearing a one piece speedo, catch him off guard, and grab whatever you can get your hands on(speedo wise, you dirty minded fucks) and pull as hard as you can, letting go and turning that mother fucker into a Sausage Slingshot
Person 1: Hey bro, what's with the weird walking?
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks
by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016
Another word for a Bra. Often used as an easy way to explain to a small child what a Bra is that will entertain them and not confuse them.
by Dweebster August 30, 2010
Damn, Frank shagged some fat chick from the party. He almost got away with it, but his folks found her double barreled slingshot under the couch.
by Frank Klaune March 30, 2005
Masturbating and pulling back the penis while tea-bagging your partner. Then as you orgasm you let your penis flop down striking the person in the face and spreading goo all over.
Whilst a young lady is enjoying a teabag session. The courteous male would hold his phalice out of the way so he can see her pretty smile. He continues to masturbate until orgasm and as he reaches his climax, he lets go of his penis slapping the young lass right in the eye delivering a perfect st. louis slingshot. OOOOH, that's gonna leave a mark. Welcome to St. Louis.
by arhandjeo April 7, 2008