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Sittin' On a Toilet

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SITTIN' ON A TOILET!

- Spider & Shadow
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Sittin' on a toilet!
by SittingOnaToilet August 2, 2014
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shitting on my cunt

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It means "no way" "I can't believe this!" "Are you shitting on my cunt?!"
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spitting on squash

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1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018
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shitting on your face

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Approximately the same idea as "just messing with you."
Did you know that I met the president? Nah, not seriously, I'm just shitting on your face!
by Jorge Juan de Fuca January 4, 2010
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Sittin on swole

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to be large, massive built strong, "hulk like" to be tank
Tank is sittin on swole, and Jesse is sittin on swole dick!
by Lazaro is Wowza March 12, 2009
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shitting on my face?

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A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.
"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."

"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."

"Are you shitting on my face?"
by iwaslikeyohowdathappen July 7, 2010
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sittin on chrome

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Sittin on CHROME RIMS...(IN a car with chrome rims)
That car is sittin on chrome!
MASTA ACE- "Sittin on Chrome"
by CMV1997 May 8, 2006
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