siberian camel

The act of making love through rubbing your buttcheeks against your lover's while simultaneously stimulating your partner with pelvic gas noises, and sometimes runny chunks of feces.

Camel and Masha gave each other a naughty stare, turned around, and performed a siberian camel.

by CaseNerd555 September 28, 2009

Siberian crown

The act of holding your victim down in a snowdrift and defecating upon their head.

My girlfriend has been giving me the silent treatment since I gave her a Siberian crown.

by RussianDave March 16, 2014

cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".

1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man

by alienman September 6, 2013

trans siberian orchestra

The coolest shit that you will ever see.

The Trans Siberian Orchestra is awesome.

by orcdork November 11, 2009

simmer up

some bullshit logic that means the opposite of "simmer down" its a fucking lie.

Matt: you need to simmer up
Nate: No you need to simmer down

by kutyhgfdkxcythgfc December 17, 2016

somber citizen

Someone who renounces his or her citizenship to a specific country. Give them the power to follow no laws or rules.

Cop: Sir you just ran a red light.
Driver : I’m a somber citizen and don’t have to follow yalls shitty laws, bruh

by J1234P March 30, 2019

siberian splitter

The result of the crotchal inseam of a man’s pants, usually jeans, in which the seam tightens while in a seated position, splitting the left and right testicles evenly, placing one on either side of the seam, leaving an obvious visual print of each of the separated testicles with a gap of 1/2”- 1” down the middle. This makes the appearance of two separate testicles, free to travel in their own separate direction free and independent of one another. A common issue with jeans such as Wrangler (Stranglers) and other cowboy type nut hugger cut pantelones.

If left untreated or unrelieved long enough, it may take several hours to days for the two testicles to reunite.

I like to buy my jeans so tight in the crotch, that they cause an immediately noticeable and impressive Siberian Splitter, just to let the ladies know I have testicular talent, upon first glance.

by P-Nut December 13, 2019