Shoelaces

Someone that is sucking up their bosses arse so far that all you can see is shoelaces hanging out of the bosses arse.

Dude 1:Where's Johnny?
Dude 2: Being shoelaces.
Dude 1: how'd you know?
Dude 2: look at the bosses arse when he bends over.

by Banksy29 January 12, 2013

shoeface

a dog which constantly picks up human shoes to express its devotion to its owner

Sparky - Stop being such a shoeface and give me back my loafer.

by dogman22 February 27, 2009

I like your shoelaces

You may or may not get this reference but if you do thank god!!
If not read the example sentence

Me:Hi I like your shoelaces

You: Thanks I stole them from the president

by The Genius (Me) May 10, 2018

shoe lace

When a girl is being eaten out by a guy, who is having sex with another girl, who, while in a back bend, is giving head to a guy who is making out with a girl doing doggie style with a guy who is making out with the first girl.

"Hey i want to be eaten out by... you!"
"Sure but i want to have sex wit her while eaten you out!"
"Ok but i'm going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!"
"Ok but i'm going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the ass"
"Ok!"
"Well since i'm last i'll just making out with this girl right here... hey look this looks like a shoe lace!"

by Only in your DREAMS December 8, 2007

Need a box of shoelaces

To be in need of a box of shoelaces is to feel greatly indebted to someone or something. Generally used in a non-financial manner (I.E. someone does you favors often), but financial use is applicable too. (I.E. to owe someone a lot of money)

Geez, my friend saves my ass all the time, i need to get him a box of shoelaces.

Wooh! My banker guy got my stolen money back for me! I need a box of shoelaces.

Ugh, i had to cover his shift AGAIN! He really needs a box of shoelaces...

by American Classic 1775 May 18, 2009

shoelaces

something dat needs tying up all da time

my dam shoelaces hav come undone again!!!

by i hate u josh khan December 13, 2004

I like your shoelaces

Answer “thanks I took them from a unicorn” this means that the person answering is also big fat juicy gay yum yum. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR TUMBLRS VERSION!!!!!

Person 1 “I like your shoelaces
Person 2 “thanks, I took them from a unicorn”

by Marzzipan March 28, 2020