The act of putting two stalks of celery up your ass then a piece of broccoli in your mouth, and doing a handstand.
Sarah: "Oh my god david tried Shrekking with me last night, it was SO hot!"
Virginia: "Oh my god babes im like SO Jealous!!"
Virginia: "Oh my god babes im like SO Jealous!!"
by DundeiEh March 30, 2024
Get the Shrekking mug.A horrific sexual activity. To experience "shleking" you would first need to buy a dark green condom to make your penis look like the movie character "Shrek." Once the condom is put on you would need to consume a whole bunch of viagra. Th dosage should be large to the point you would almost(keyword "almost") overdose on viagra. After these steps have been completed you will go to the nearest petting zoo. Arriving at the zoo you would find a donkey and you absolutely hammer down the donkey's ass with your viagra overdoses penis. Ejaculate in the donkey then yell, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP." true story btw
Mark: Yo bro what up tonight?
Tyronelious: Me and some homies gonna be shleking at the zoo. You wanna come with?
Tyronelious: Me and some homies gonna be shleking at the zoo. You wanna come with?
by retardnigga83 July 24, 2025
Get the shleking mug."Bro, have you seen Aaron? He's been listening to Duster a lot lately."
"Someone's gotta tell him to stop shleeking."
"Someone's gotta tell him to stop shleeking."
by bongwater09 August 1, 2025
Get the Shleeking mug.Shrekking is a dating trend where someone intentionally dates a person they find less attractive, believing this will lead to being treated better in the relationship. Don't try it as it often backfires when the person is still treated poorly.
A: "Everyone said we're a happy couple but in reality I'm just shrekking her"
B: "Bro, my friend also do that and still got treated like shit"
B: "Bro, my friend also do that and still got treated like shit"
by will911 October 18, 2025
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