Popularized by proud pedophile, the Kiddie Fiddler aka "The Kiddler". Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.
Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.
Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
by funnycunt October 24, 2008
Get the Shithouse Bastardmug. a smoking pipe made from an empty toilet paper roll with a dime sized hole in the top and a small piece of aluminum foil used for a screen.
by rychell February 22, 2008
Get the shithouse specialmug. A phrase utilized in the Southern United States to denote absolute mental frustration beyond all known parameters.
by sweetie2u July 13, 2011
Get the shithouse bananasmug. The Anonymous Poet from Northeast Ohio that left his writings in the caddy bathroom at a country club. The bathroom was nicknamed, "The Dungeon."
Some come here to sit and think,
Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,
And read the writing on the walls. -SP
They paint these walls to stop my pen,
But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP
Some come here to sit and think,
Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,
And read the writing on the walls. -SP
They paint these walls to stop my pen,
But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP
Person 1: Do you know the Shithouse Poet?
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
Get the Shithouse Poetmug. One that stands on a toilet rim to deposit fecal matter into the bowl. This is done to avoid a dirty toilet and catching germs from the rim. Can be noticed by the footprints left on the toilet seat and splashed poop.
After a heavy night of drinking beer and eating chicken wings, Jay pulled a shithouse buzzard in the restroom at the Greyhound Bus Station.
When Mike went into the restroom, he noticed footprints and splashed poop on the rim. This led him to call out in the club "How is the shithouse buzzard?"
When Mike went into the restroom, he noticed footprints and splashed poop on the rim. This led him to call out in the club "How is the shithouse buzzard?"
by Jenna Page, Slow Talking Jay November 11, 2013
Get the shithouse buzzardmug. This is the dude who writes funny shit themed poems on the walls of bathroom stalls. He mainly works at IUPUI in Cav Hall 2nd floor, but I'm sure there are more poets in the world!
"The Janitors work is all in vain the shithouse poet strikes again!" - Shithouse poet Left in the 3rd stall from the right Cav Hall 2nd floor.
by Mike Oxlong...seriously November 18, 2004
Get the shithouse poetmug. originally from an outdoor toilet, now used to describe a big-framed male or female (usually derogatory for the latter)
by BlinginMongHead January 7, 2005
Get the brick shithousemug.