“What’s for lunch today?”
“Sewage”
“What?”
“A complete shit show happened when the sewage pipe burst in lunch today!”
“Sewage”
“What?”
“A complete shit show happened when the sewage pipe burst in lunch today!”
by Bleb ;))) December 12, 2019

Basically every Knesset “meeting” - a misleadingly sardonic euphemism commonly accepted as a ‘culturally-sensitive’ term in reference to what is actually more akin to a jaw-dropping exhibition of at least 7-8 congressional members publicly flexing their muscles at each other like baboons on steroids, while others display more creative performances
(delivering speeches in sing-song manner and in rhyme!) - this show is not only fantastic, it’s probably the only thing in Israel you’ll get for FREE!!!
(delivering speeches in sing-song manner and in rhyme!) - this show is not only fantastic, it’s probably the only thing in Israel you’ll get for FREE!!!
Enrapturing from the first second, a mind-blowing performance of political leaders purportedly voted into office democratically, who shout wildly at each other in a wild chorus of primal screams that escalates and finally concludes in volcanic eruption - wow, what a shit show!!
by Naomichevalier June 23, 2024

Erin "so how was the party at Neil's last night?"
Jackie "it was a total shit show. Only 6 other people showed up and there were two snacks"
Jackie "it was a total shit show. Only 6 other people showed up and there were two snacks"
by :(:am i ok:(: July 28, 2018

A county fair event where people sit on a raised platform (outhouse) and attempt to shit with enough force to defecate through a literal screen door. Prizes are usually stuffed animals, occasionally goldfish.
by Hotdog10 March 6, 2021

want to be disrespected? come work for 5 guys tv show behind the scenes = scooping shit for 12 hours straight, cow pies thrown in our faces every 5 mins, who wants raw chicken for lunch 2 hours late? our PAs rlly know how to get the job done growing up in meth labs makes the most skilled organizers, old janky vans… you bet! sick days are gonna cost you two weeks of pay taken from you. & boy does the boss lady rlly know how to shit all over you bc she dyes her hair with curry diarrhea. We all want some butt wipes but sometimes you just have to use your hand!!!!
by Poopyface13 February 22, 2022

by brooketastic May 2, 2018
