Shottingham

Also known as Nottingham but named "Shottingham" due to being the capital city of Gun and Knife Crime.. also known for tits fanny and forest (Nottingham Forest)

Girl on tinder:Where are you from?
Me:Shottingham!
Tinder: oh no, I'll have to wear my bullet proof vest on our date!

by Charlxxe January 1, 2020

spotting

A unique way of smoking marijuana. Put two kitchen knives on a stove/oven/something really hot. You warm the knives up until they're very very hot, then you get both the knives (Make sure to wrap the part of the knife where you'll be grabbing it. Then, Get a little glob of weed, preferably about 1/2 of a bud then make sure it sits/sticks to one knife then crunch the weed with the flat part of both the knives, this should produce a large amount of smoke. Make sure theres a cut bottle for the smoke to raise into, then when its full, suck all the smoke out.. Its probably one of the strongest ways of getting high.

There maybe other definitions to this way of smoking it, but this is the name used in New Zealand.

Bob : I saw this chick spotting when I went to her house the other day?

Me: Oh true did you have some spots?

Bob : Hells yeah they fully fu*ked me up!

by darkmyst September 19, 2005

spotting

Spotting is when you dab some cocaine with a finger and rub it on your gums.

I didn't have a straw or a dollar bill, so I tried spotting the coke instead.

by snail trail March 13, 2010

scouting

scouting is when usually as group or atleast 2 lads go lookin out for "fit" or sexy girls or "birds", aka scouting for girls

1)yo man lets go scouting 2nite
2)yh bro klkl lets go 2 insert place here deres sum fit birds dere blad.

by Jackass 92 [patriot] October 22, 2008

scouting report

When a friend who is already at a bar, party, event, etc., calls or texts other friends to let them know if it's good/worth coming to. From the same term used in sports for other teams, prospects and the like.

P1: Is John's party tonight going to be any good?
P2: I don't know, I have to go cause I promised him I'd be there.
P3: Alright, send me a scouting report when you get there.

by m055 October 18, 2009

lepoard spotting

The unique pattern of fecal matter sticking to the bowl after a large bowel movement has been flushed.

(Often remaining after multiple flushes.)

Ronny was quite embarrassed when lepoard spotting his girlfriend's toilet after her Cinco de Mayo party.

by Money Mark May 24, 2009

Pig Spotting

Keeping a look-out for police officers who might interrupt your smoking pot and/or doing dirt.

PERSON1: Man this locks being a bitch to break! Pig spot for me!
PERSON2: OK.

POLICE1: Looks like a stereo thief and somebody pig spotting.
POLICE2: I don't think he seen us, approach with caution...

by Super__Villain February 12, 2010