Swooper

Noun
A person who hits on, flirts with, or generally acts interested in someone who is already actively being sought after in a romantic or sexual sense, drawing attention away from the original interested party to himself or herself.

I was talking with this hottie at the party when a swooper interrupted our conversation and would not leave him alone for the rest of the evening.

by Li-Li Joy September 27, 2009

Scoomer

Chicago slang for shooter or killer

"We gone scoom his ass"

"Thats my scoomer"

"scoom the city"

by Jackdajrippa April 15, 2021

Commit Scooter Ankle

The worst and most painful way to die.

"Yo! Be careful not to commit scooter ankle on your scooter... They can be dangerous."

(Scooter ankle ptsd kicks in)

by The master of yeets April 1, 2019

scoobered

scoobered means been drunk or been stonned

oi mate my head spinning

lol mate your scoobered

by jack watson February 27, 2008

Scooters brother

A brother of someone who is easy to ride

"ben is such a scooters brother."

by adam Fer. January 31, 2009

pink scooter

when a man has 2 or more penises and one scrotum containing 4 or more nuts.

in other countries, pink scooter are common deformity.

by XskrapX May 24, 2014

Scooter Crunch

1. A delectable line of ice cream novelties made by the Frecker's Ice Cream Company. Scooter Crunches, which come in primarily chocolate and strawberry, consist of a core of chocolate or strawberry ice cream. Then, there is a layer of vanilla ice cream. After another thin chocolate or strawberry layer, the outside of the treat is covered in "crunchies."

2. Application of the Scooter Crunch brand name to other similarly-crafted ice cream novelties, such as those made by Good Humor, Blue Bunny, Deconna,Greenie's, etc.

3. The manifestation of a universal and infinite higher power in the form of a corporeal embodiment in ice cream.

The other day, I ate a Scooter Crunch, and then I immediately saw the face of God.

by JebediahScooter November 7, 2006