scientology

A dangerous cult that masquerades as a religion and exploits vulnerable people.

Loads of really cool celebrities like Tom Cruise are into Scientology

by John James John Smith March 27, 2008

Scientology

Some bogus religion.

Poor Tommy Cruise was brainwashed by those freaks of scientology.

by camry July 25, 2008

scientology

people who try to either get your money or make you become very depressed, because thier personality tests always say that you are already manically depressed.

The world would be a better place without scientology.

by meesterbandleader October 15, 2003

scientology

A Satanic cult that makes you fat.

I think they're in cahoots with Jenny Craig.

by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005

Scientologist

1. Someone who is of questionable social ability.
2. Someone who is severely gullible.
3. Someone who can look facts in the face and totally ignore them.

1. I wish that guy would leave he is such a scientologist
2. Hey I just convinced Dave that Santa was moving to the south pole! What a scientologist
3. I can't believe you still think the earth is flat - what a scientologist.

by Fraser Steen September 16, 2007

Scientologized

full of lies that serve the interests of the Cult of Scientology, or Full of FAIL, also Full of Battletoads.

Tom Cruise has become Scientologized.

by There are no girls on the internet May 13, 2008

Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology

Complete tool for Scientology

Man, nobody would even know what Scientology was if it weren't for Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology

by Talek (LP) December 22, 2005