scavenger parents

the type of parents who love to take your belongings and hide it in random areas, then you have to go on a fucking scavenger hunt to find it. THANKS PARENTS!
"gee thanks mom for being a scavenger parent, sure is a lot of fun dealing with your bullshit."
to be honest scavenger parents suck, they love to take your stuff.
by VENIN#5293 September 30, 2020
Get the scavenger parents mug.

pop scavenger

short for popularity scavenger. A boy/girl that tries very hard to be or get some popularity. Almost like scavenging for it. similar to ASB.
Like dating a popular kid you don't even like or hanging around kids that are popular even though you don't like them.

Annoyed Person 1:Why does that girl even date him she obviously doesn't like him.

Annoyed Person 2: He's popular remember?

Annoyed Person 3: She's such a pop scavenger
by namixas11 November 30, 2010
Get the pop scavenger mug.

naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.
As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
Get the naughty-gift scavenger mug.

scavenging

When motherfuckers riding around on their bikes at 4:30 AM going through dumpsters searching for their next come up
What are they doing over by the dumpster other scavenging
by SHAPIRO-T February 04, 2021
Get the scavenging mug.

neuron scavenger

a person who, by default, has no brain. They can only communicate by scavenging whatever neurons they can find, linking them together with chicken wire and gum, and then saying something. Because of how little neurons the person will usually scavenge, they always say the dumbest, most retarded shit on the planet.
dude: "earth is flat!!!:
scientist: "you're actually stupid"
dude: "whenever I go to my lake house, I don't see the river move. so the earth isn't spinning!:
scientist: "what a neuron scavenger"
dude: *silent because couldn't find any neurons to say anything*
by alikeobservant October 17, 2022
Get the neuron scavenger mug.

Cheese Scavenger

When a person uses his or her fingers to pull up the cheese that has melted off food onto a platter.
Her: Wow those potato skins were great.

Him: Yeah (He scrapes up the remaining cheese that is melted to the plate where the potato skins used to be.)

Her: Do you have to be such a cheese scavenger?
by dogstar7 February 22, 2010
Get the Cheese Scavenger mug.

scavenge trolling

In Left 4 Dead 2's scavenge mode, a human team who waits for the timer to run out because they know that they can win the round without getting the last can because they were able to get your number of cans in a smaller amount of time.
That team is scavenge trolling us. They should just pour the last can and end our misery.
by smael123 February 13, 2012
Get the scavenge trolling mug.