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Saskatchewan Wake up call

When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.
Ronnie gave Stephanie a Saskatchewan wake up call the night they got engaged.
by SterNation June 9, 2016
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Saskatchewan Standard

Having missionary position sex, under a bunch of blankets, because it's cold, while a moose watches (either in the room or through a window) because there are lots of moose in Saskatchewan.
I was giving Mildred the Saskatchewan Standard last night and I'll be damned if the moose didn't wink at me.
by DerpingRad May 14, 2011
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Saskatchewan stump puller

When a person is sitting on your chest taking a dump while giving you a handjob
Oh my god. That Saskatchewan stump puller cleaned out both of ends. I feel so lite and free.
by Tarukrueger December 29, 2022
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Crieghton, Saskatchewan

Sister town to Flin Flon, Manitoba. Less than 1,500 in population (07/13/2012). Two convience stores, asian resturant, car wash, school, and home to Crieghton Pizza.

Colder than Flin Flon, more bears, and occasional a car will pass though.
There isn't a thing, other than poeple, in Crieghton, Saskatchewan
by TwentyTwo July 13, 2012
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major saskatchewan

The town of Major, Saskatchewan is a village in Canada. It's somewhat of a let down, but you can find the occasional party here. Be careful though, you'll probably leave with a crusty std and a bad taste in your mouth.
"Hey buddy! You wanna go to a party in Major Saskatchewan tonight?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Okay, just look out for the crying fat bitch."
"I learnt my lesson last time, never chlamydia again!"
by trashytrashbag May 22, 2018
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Saskatchewan lunch break

An employee goes to his/her vehicle on lunch hour, enjoying some chewing tobacco, masterbating, then going back to work.
Alex really enjoyed his Saskatchewan lunch break. He sure looks refreshed.
by Saskatchewan lunch break September 3, 2022
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Saskatchewan Soccer

THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER

Saskatchewan Soccer is a game, typically played in P.E. Where there are two teams, one in outfield, and one at the baseline. (Black line used in basketball as out). Outfield rolls the ball to the infielders, and one player from baseline kicks it. The kicker and whoever decides to run, runs from one end of the gym, to the other. Outfielders have to then throw the ball to get the infielders out. Three to five people out, then teams switch places and the game continues.
Gym teacher: "Yo fam we're gonna play some Saskatchewan Soccer."
Literally every kid in the gym: *Starts a fucking riot*
by lilnegger September 17, 2018
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