Sandpaper footjob

a footjob that has high amounts of grip and is very rough. it may cause harm.

A: Bro, she gave the greatest sandpaper footjob i have ever had.
B: nice dude, hopefully next time it bleeds.

by EmeraldCoast March 06, 2023

Sandpaper times

Replaces the popular saying, "Rough Times".

You were backing out of the driveway and ran over your phone? Man, sandpaper times .

by Whiteskittlez July 16, 2010

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass

Down south way of saying “fuck that”

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass than to take another sip of that shroom tea!

by Southern Pimpin66 October 17, 2019

Sandpaper

A roll of pleasure paper that you can shove your dick into, you can also turn it into a flashlight and enjoy it that way too.

Dave: bro I just shoved my veiny cock into some sandpaper! It was pretty exotic.
Bob: sandpaper?
Dave: yeah that nice roll of pleasure paper that you can use to push yourself to climax!

by Maximum girth March 08, 2021

Sandpaper

A word that describe someone who is anti-Beyonce. In other words, a hater or heavy critic of Beyonce.

Everytime Beyonce makes an announcement, there is always a sandpaper in the comment section.

by CF97 February 05, 2025

Sandpaper face

Has a sandpaper face from pimples and normally listens to TikToks to loud on the bus and is hulk but in a fat way

That Spew Is sandpaper face (disgusting)

by November 01, 2020

Sandpaper teeth

The absolute worst superpower a chick can be endowed with.

Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."

Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"

by ham sammich muncha 68. Do me. August 11, 2016