Rusty Venture

Jacking off until your dick becomes red and wrinkly.

I gave myself a Rusty Venture after finding my stash of old porno in the attic.

by kloud7 November 22, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you masturbate so much that your dick gets red and dried out.

He's going home alone tonight, looks like he's gonna pull a rusty venture!

by Hank&Dean November 22, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.

It's been so long since I've had a girlfriend that all I have now is a Rusty Venture.

by BrockSamsonsBlueBalls November 23, 2010

Rusty Venture

An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.

Rusty Venture: An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.

by Rusty Venture's November 22, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and irritated

Sorry babe, not tonight. I gave myself a rusty venture.

by Phi4life November 22, 2010

Rusty Venture

Its when you jack off so hard and fast that your dick turns red and is sore.

Dude, I need to find a chick. Last night I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by Alec Wallace November 22, 2010

Rusty Venture

A "Rusty Venture" can be defined as masturbating so much your penis becomes sore and if skin tone is light enough it also becomes beet-red.

Chick: Oooh, I'm going to give you a "Rusty Venture"!

Brock: Don't believe the hype babe a Rusty Venture is where you beat your dick so much it turns red.

Chick: Really?

by HEYHEYHERRKOMMTALEX November 22, 2010