trampoline guillotine

a woman's panty's or thong's waistband that is too tight around the woman's waist.

i was gonna get carpal tunnel if i went any further in that trampoline guillotine.

by trog impalor June 1, 2005

russian trampoline

A sex act that involves bearded men, vodka and vigorous sex. Coined during the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see what happening on the winter olympics last night?"
Guy 2: "I know right, Vladimir Putin went to town doing the russian trampoline with all those figure skaters and lumberjacks."

by Rilox February 8, 2014

Trampoline Hangover

The pain you feel after spending large amounts of time on a trampoline.

Ohh damnn I have a bad trampoline hangover.

by can I just tell you May 23, 2009

Spanish Trampoline

Stick your big toe in a girls vagina, and bite off her pube hair at the same time. Put her pube hair above her lip, like a spanish person witha mustache.

My dick hurt so i just did a spanish trampoline on my bitch

by Dr. Cupcakes October 31, 2009

trampoline

to catch a body; kill a person intentionally.

yo i just trampolined a nigga
Dat dude from m.a. trampolined dat nigga on da block

by JaeO October 11, 2008

Trampoline

Trampoline is usually on of your friends or friend of a friend that let's men jump on and off her like the neighbor kids trampoline. She is fun to bounce on but you dont want one in your yard.

Doreen and gayle are real whores but not as used up as that wore out trampoline roberta.. but that no dick asian dude Bob will still screw them.

by Ginsukiller January 27, 2020

Bellybutton Trampoline

When a chubby person wears a shirt that is too tight for them, and the material stretches tightly over the large recess in their stomach which leads to their bellybutton. The tightly pulled material yields a 'trampoline' effect over that area.

Tight fabric over the belly button crevice of muffin tops. bounce on that shit, yo.

That fat chick has some serious bellybutton trampoline going on with that shirt.

by h4xp0ck3tz January 15, 2014