The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat
Me: Do you know who Jonah Marais is?
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich
by wdwmarais March 14, 2018
A single person or a group of persons without the superior power to make a name for themselves. These specific individuals mainly target the director/producer/actor known as Eli Roth in hopes of getting a false rise out of him. Pathetically their attempts are failed 100% of the time.
"who is that kid knocking Eli Roth's films?"
"Oh don't mind him, he is just another one of those lonely Eli Roth Haters".
"Oh don't mind him, he is just another one of those lonely Eli Roth Haters".
by Sweet A Patterson September 6, 2010
Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich used to be a stripper and now he is in a band called Why Don’t We. He is the oldest of the band and is so hawt 🤩. Jonah says to follow me on Instagram @limelight_beech nah I’m just kidding
by @limelight_beech on ig August 6, 2018
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The most perfect girl in the world, goes beyond any stereotype, more than any girl-next-door, she's the dream-girl-in-my-heart
by jackson+ September 14, 2022
I thought I was done for the night, but after my refractory period, I was able to finish off the evening with a mega backdoor roth
by weekend_at_waldos January 26, 2021