A public relations scheme concocted by government officials to trick the public into giving the government power over their lives. These are discarded and ignored the second they become inconvenient to the government institution.
To convince the colonies to ratify the constitution, they added a Bill of Rights. At the earliest convenience, these rights were immediately trampled on, discarded, and ignored. The Bill of Rights exists today as a set of things to have students memorize in civics class, but not entirely understand, and for lawyers to use to make arguments that are then ignored by judges. Any other applications of rights, such as deterring Draconian legislation, are nonexistent.
by fredautonom March 15, 2015
Get the Rightsmug. Girl: "My dog was not trying to kill you, he was taking shit!"
Karen: "That thing was pointing a gun at me! I'm calling the police."
Girl: "You are so-"
Karen: "I AM ALWAYS RIGHT."
Karen: "That thing was pointing a gun at me! I'm calling the police."
Girl: "You are so-"
Karen: "I AM ALWAYS RIGHT."
by GummylifeXX July 8, 2020
Get the Rightmug. 
by k+s May 9, 2007
Get the not rightmug. "REAL MEN are conservative."
"The environment? The environment is for fuckin' pussies."
"It outrages me when the Left gets outraged. Bunch of nutcases!"
"The Russia investigation is a witch hunt! Also, Hillary Clinton practices black magic and her father is bin Laden!"
"Putin is an American hero!"
"The government did 9/11, not the global terrorist organisation that hates the America and the West and claimed responsibility, and continued to carry out attacks all over the world until the rise of its successor Islamic State which continues to try to attack the West."
"The Earth is flat because aliens and NASA and the US education system failed me."
"I don't have any real ideological stance, I just agree with anything Trump says because I don't actually have any morals."
"I hate Jews but I hate Muslims even more so I won't say anything about how the US helps Israel. That being said I will happily drive over holocaust tombstones with my pickup truck given the opportunity."
"I'd rather have my deep-seated atavistic fears and urges govern who I elect than rational thought because intelligence is for libtard cucks."
"Anything other than conventional masculinity sends me into an existential crisis."
"Molesting kids is fine. Just don't use a private email server. Or be a Democrat."
"I TOTALLY respect Martin Luther King for all that he did."
"Obama eats children alive!"
"How dare you call Hitler a Nazi!"
"The environment? The environment is for fuckin' pussies."
"It outrages me when the Left gets outraged. Bunch of nutcases!"
"The Russia investigation is a witch hunt! Also, Hillary Clinton practices black magic and her father is bin Laden!"
"Putin is an American hero!"
"The government did 9/11, not the global terrorist organisation that hates the America and the West and claimed responsibility, and continued to carry out attacks all over the world until the rise of its successor Islamic State which continues to try to attack the West."
"The Earth is flat because aliens and NASA and the US education system failed me."
"I don't have any real ideological stance, I just agree with anything Trump says because I don't actually have any morals."
"I hate Jews but I hate Muslims even more so I won't say anything about how the US helps Israel. That being said I will happily drive over holocaust tombstones with my pickup truck given the opportunity."
"I'd rather have my deep-seated atavistic fears and urges govern who I elect than rational thought because intelligence is for libtard cucks."
"Anything other than conventional masculinity sends me into an existential crisis."
"Molesting kids is fine. Just don't use a private email server. Or be a Democrat."
"I TOTALLY respect Martin Luther King for all that he did."
"Obama eats children alive!"
"How dare you call Hitler a Nazi!"
by áutechre September 25, 2018
Get the The Rightmug. by Stefanie Johansson January 8, 2011
Get the right-rightmug. Richard (driving a car): so do I turn left?
Frank: right
Richard: ok
Richard *turns right*
Frank: Richard, what are you doing? You were supposed to turn left!
Richard: no, you said right
Frank: no, I meant like you’re right
Richard: well why didn’t you say correct?
Frank: right
Richard: ok
Richard *turns right*
Frank: Richard, what are you doing? You were supposed to turn left!
Richard: no, you said right
Frank: no, I meant like you’re right
Richard: well why didn’t you say correct?
by Kidswillbekids October 17, 2019
Get the Rightmug.