blue-ribbon commission

an appointed and impartial advisory group whose members serve with distinction.

"Mr. Mateo and Ms. Sadhwani both called for a blue-ribbon commission to study the issue." (New York Considers One-Year Driving Permits for Immigrants New York Times Sept. 26, 2004.)

by Jeffrey L. Otto September 27, 2004

Blue Ribbon

What you call a chic who is exceptionally pretty/hot/sexy, or in an above the rest category.

You see her over there, now that chic is blue ribbon.

by Squad Up December 9, 2008

pabst blue ribbon

The beer of choice among poor, northern folk. The beer teenage kids steal from their parents because it's been in the back of the fridge/in the basement since 1982. A beer that, if drank often, will keep your shit liquid for a week straight. This beer should be drank by all beer drinkers so they can truly appreciate how great their usual, non-Pabst, beer tastes.

I drank Mich-Golden last night and had the first solid shit I've had in four years (True story)

by Pabst12 March 24, 2005

pabst blue ribbon

The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.

Dude 1: Dude, you're getting PBR?
Dude 2: Well yeah dude, we're going to a party.
Dude 1: Ohhh, in case you leave the case there!
Dude 2: Exactly.

by Happy Bobby January 3, 2005

red ribbon

a ribbon to symbolize a girl is on her period. It is visibly worn on her clothing. Stay away, or give her chocolate (:

Kenzie: OMG I like, need a like, red ribbon!
Lydia: OMG ME 2.

by SecretBunnyAgent(: February 23, 2011

brown ribbon

to win the brown ribbon, you must understand two things. it is very much akin to the blue ribbon in a horse show, and it was invented for the Poop Olympics.

the brown ribbon is given to the winner of the longest and firmest shit.
the brown ribbon is a thin slice of nylon ribbon, width of 4 cm. and is sharp to the touchings. each log is lined up in the Log Lineup and one by one one is tried to be cut by the ribbon. the one thewith the most shitsistance (resistance of shit sue to corn ratio or other thing) this one wins it.

it the poop olympiad of brownsville, tx, Irving Logman won the brown ribbon.
it now adornes his fireplace.

by john really brown September 6, 2006

vendor ribbon

A strip of grass placed between two sections of brick or pavement. The grass serves as a place for carts and vendors to set up. People can then walk along the brick or paved area and access the vendors on the grass in the middle.

In order to create more room for the farmers' market vendors, the PLACE team decide to implement a vendor ribbon into their design.

by PlAcEpErSoN July 16, 2011