redumbnant

Reoccurring stupidity.

You have cut yourself 5 times in the last 10 minutes! Your knife privileges are being taken away due to your redumbnant actions.

by James Summers January 18, 2008

redumptious

made up word. means anything you want.

joe: my moms a dyke, she wont let me go to the party.
franklin: yeah thats redumptious

the test in language was redumptious

that kid has a redumpious haricut, it looks like shit.

by bitchwannafuck February 25, 2008

resumaniac

The type of person who is so focused on grades or leadership that they either a) don't focus on the important things in life like friends and relationships or b) does so much that what they do doesn't mean anything. They succeed in giving themselves a terrible time whilst obsessing over their type A personality and narrowmindedness and showing rather ugly personality characteristics in their williingless to cut people to get to the top see: resume builders

I wish Alley could stop being such a resumaniac and enjoy the fun that high school has to offer. She can spend the rest of her life thinking about the future, i wish she would have some fun.

by iluvny May 10, 2009

redumption

When you take two (or more) dumps in the top part of a toilet before it's cleaned out.

I took an upper deck in that asshole's toilet, but I still had to poop... so I committed an act of redumption.

by Harry J. Ballsonya February 7, 2008

black resume

ha.

black resume, thats a good one.

by JerseyDevil13 October 18, 2008

black resume

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

by graymalkn April 23, 2007

Resume

The positive physical (or other) attributes of a hottie that has it all working. A way to say, "She's gorgeous, and also has it all together " Comes from the business world where calling someone a "hot bitch" would definitely get you canned.

Office Guy #1: Did you see that new girl in marketing?
Office Guy #2: Yeah, I was checking out her resume when she walked by. I'm definitely liking what I see.
Office Guy #1: You're dreaming! She's way out of your league.

Girl #1: I was checking out that guy's resume -- I'm sure he has a girlfriend with all he has going.
Girl #2: Well, he has everything your looking for, why don't you ask him?

by jd-slanger December 16, 2010