Someone who takes the Urban Dictionary this seriously:
retard
v. re-TARD
1. (non-transitive) to decelerate.
2. (transitive) to cause a given object to decelerate.
Note: This word is NOT a noun, therefore anyone who descends to the level of naming an unfortunate person with mental disabilities (actually known as a retardee, a subject of mental retardation) a "retard" (with a mysterious emphasis on the first syllable) can be classified as illiterate, and can be ignored as a result. These people should be ignored anyway as they obviously have no sense of decency or sensitivity. This also applies to people who call non-retardees, "retards", implying that to be a "retard" indicates a status worthy of ridicule.
1. At that point the car had, for some reason, begun to retard.
2. At that point the driver had, for some reason, begun to retard his car.
by XXXXXX Jan 11, 2006
retard
v. re-TARD
1. (non-transitive) to decelerate.
2. (transitive) to cause a given object to decelerate.
Note: This word is NOT a noun, therefore anyone who descends to the level of naming an unfortunate person with mental disabilities (actually known as a retardee, a subject of mental retardation) a "retard" (with a mysterious emphasis on the first syllable) can be classified as illiterate, and can be ignored as a result. These people should be ignored anyway as they obviously have no sense of decency or sensitivity. This also applies to people who call non-retardees, "retards", implying that to be a "retard" indicates a status worthy of ridicule.
1. At that point the car had, for some reason, begun to retard.
2. At that point the driver had, for some reason, begun to retard his car.
by XXXXXX Jan 11, 2006
"Did you see that retarded definition by that retard on Urban Dictionary?
"I did. What's up with that retard?"
"Probably a retarded virgin who thought this was Webster's"
"Retard. Can you believe anyone voted that definition up?"
"I know, what a bunch of retards."
"I did. What's up with that retard?"
"Probably a retarded virgin who thought this was Webster's"
"Retard. Can you believe anyone voted that definition up?"
"I know, what a bunch of retards."
by ChuckDarwin May 15, 2013
Get the Retardmug. by Omar Sultan December 15, 2006
Get the Retardablemug. by Fearghalian Stallion October 21, 2008
Get the retardicalmug. The name given to people who call people retards who don't deserve it which doesn't make sense as retard is an infinitive of a verb that means "to hinder".
person A: "you are a retard"
person B: "retard is a verb, what i think you mean is retardant, which is used to describe people like you, people who can be a frequent hindrance"
person B: "retard is a verb, what i think you mean is retardant, which is used to describe people like you, people who can be a frequent hindrance"
by multiple usernames October 29, 2021
Get the retardantmug. 1:To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede
2:Derogatory criticism, rejoinder or rebuke, by people of limited vocabulary, of anyone with a different opinion to them and usually smarter than them.
2:Derogatory criticism, rejoinder or rebuke, by people of limited vocabulary, of anyone with a different opinion to them and usually smarter than them.
by chizzah May 5, 2003
Get the Retardmug. People who prefer F.R.I.E.N.D.S. over How I Met Your Mother.
P.S. : the use of the word "retarded" is offensive to libtards.
P.S. : the use of the word "retarded" is offensive to libtards.
Person 1: Hey did you read Nishu Imnotgoingtousesurnameforpettyreasons' argument on Quora about how FRIENDS is better than HIMYM?
Person 2: Oh yeah, don't bother, she's retarded.
Person 2: Oh yeah, don't bother, she's retarded.
by Machinist_in_your_penis September 12, 2019
Get the Retardedmug.