First Date Regulations for Men

1. 90 minutes maximum
2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes.

3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting.
4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me.
5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend.
6. Ripped jeans don’t look good
7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to.

8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along.

9. Bring a condom. You never know.

10. Just in case, have a Backup Call

Idk what to do for this date.

“Man, just review the first date regulations for men, that’s what they’re there for.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Self-regulation

That's the issue, isn't it?

Hym "You know, the participants ask 'what can I do to get him to do what I want him to do?' and the answer is 'nothing until the problem is acknowledged'. I've outlined the problem. You all refuse to acknowledge it. You have attributed to me an inability to self-regulate. You've taken it upon yourself to step in (in Orwellian fashion) to aggregate and disseminate information. The purpose is irrelevant. The presupposition of the act is that you are capable of self-regulation so this doesn't need to happen to you but I am incapable of self-regulation (in a way that you are not) and so your surveillance of me is not only justified but necessary. You are not qualified to make that assessment. Nor do you have the authority. You will do the thing I want you to do or I will do a thing I don't want to do in direct response to the act. It's the only choice you've left me. Hurry it up. I haven't got all morning."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2022

regulation

regular, kinda shitty marijuana

I got a zip of that regulation for like 40 bucks.

by D Cash December 28, 2005

Reputation Architect

Someone who rebrands you or your company.

I hired a reputation architect to re-brand my company.

by identitycred September 9, 2009

reputation trick

when someone fails doing a skateboard trick and immediately lands another trick so they don't look like a loser.

Joe didn't land the 180 ollie so he did a kickflip as a reputation trick so that he didn't look like a loser.

by joedvs1 February 20, 2010

Reputation Armor

Reputation Armor is an award in the game Last Chaos. Reputation armor may only be worn by characters who have participated in the Guardian system. After a character has earnedand boots for their class. After they have earned 100 Reputation Points they may purchase and wear the Guardian shirt, pants, and helm for their class. The reputation armor is about as strong as the level 20-22 armor set for your class.

If a player wants to show their reputation armor they can use 50 Reputation Points and sport a pair of the Guardian gloves

by ReputationArmor October 4, 2011

reputationdave_

A Twitter fanaccount.
Noone likes him!

Do you know reputationdave_?
Yes, I do he's so annoying!

by davedave1989 May 18, 2021