redemption

1. to reclaim what was taken 2. best served through a belt-fed weapon or the serrated edge of a unused hunting knife to one's esophagus 3. to cleanse another of their sins

The man gasped for breath through a puddle of mucus and blood as his redeemer sat on top of him grinning

The man screamed to his god as his redeemer cleansed him of his sins

The man begged for forgiveness as he felt his life seeping through his redeemers veins

The helpless victim finally found redemption through reclaiming the life of his tormentor

by Davis Leang February 22, 2011

verbal reduction

The act of reducing a person to a two inch tall gibbering wreck by forcefully verbally abusing them

"That bitch? I'm never going near her again - she gave me a complete verbal reduction last week"

by Ballet_Queen June 7, 2005

fart reduction

The process of repeatedly farting into a confined space or area, or on an item so as to infuse the space or item with the pure essence of the fart musk.

I totally gave my ex girlfriend's pillow a fart reduction the week after we fought.

by Poop Giggle November 5, 2013

penile reduction

The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.

"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

by troutsnifferextraordinaire January 18, 2008

Class Reductionism

Class reductionism is the epithet cast by cafe liberals on actual revolutionaries who understand that class struggle must be the foremost revolutionary struggle. Typically used by Twitterati and (insert identity politics faction here) Studies majors.

Pat reconsidered their accusations of class reductionism when the armed cis males freed them from their life of drudgery in some cubicle farm serving capital.

by Urban Misanthropologist March 2, 2021

redumptious

made up word. means anything you want.

joe: my moms a dyke, she wont let me go to the party.
franklin: yeah thats redumptious

the test in language was redumptious

that kid has a redumpious haricut, it looks like shit.

by bitchwannafuck February 25, 2008

Redemption

Along With The others.. but is allso a tight controlled brotherhood of surenos living in england founded in Salisbury with leads all the way up to Teeside.

Redemption will sort your problem out.

by Rodriguez hermandez March 5, 2009