Recovery Addiction

Stage three of a "recovery" relapse, rehabilitation drama.. that is in its-self an incureable addiction

No recovery was ever intended or even possible as it is the drama leading up to "recovery" that is the addiction..

See also Relapsturbation, Rehabturbation

Dude don't bother talking to him, he has Recovery Addiction and is just into Rehabturbation too set up the next poor me Relapsturbation session

by Bill the Random December 21, 2010

California recovery

Enjoying only the substances which are legal in California such as weed and alcohol.

I no longer smoke meth. I'm now in California Recovery!

by Rebel F. Lawless May 10, 2022

Recovery

A constant state of forgetfulness and retelling stories of a party night in which you should have attended following an injury. This state can last anywhere from a single comic panel to a nine hour call on discord.

"Dude, you shoulda been there! Anyway, I'm in recovery."

by hydeousProphecy July 13, 2024

Thanksgiving recovery

The day after thanksgiving where men need to eat but all the food is gone so they eat ass instead

Josh needed to recover from thanksgiving so he called Stacy over to fix his thanksgiving recovery

by Joshhill14 November 29, 2019

active recovery

Slowing down your stroke in order to delay ejaculation whilst having sexual intercourse or masturbating.

Bro, I was banging Lana Rhoades, and i immediately had to go into active recovery.

by zebearjood May 29, 2018

recovery run

When your coach says recovery run the practice after a race, but some dickhead on your team decides to go fast and the workout end up being race pace

Jace decided to go faster on the recovery run and his whole team suffered.

by Do u no da wri January 16, 2018

Google Account Recovery

Google Account Recovery is who you fight with when you want your account back.

FROM: ******@*****.**

Dear Google Account Recovery,

I am waiting for nearly a month. Please kindly let me into my account even though I lost ... and cannot as of now.

Thanks,
************

by gogglesupport April 18, 2018