a half platypus half elephant eating a peanut butter sandwitch with tomato sause and a 2 way radio that is operating on a rabid goldfish
by Gunboy June 8, 2004
Get the randommug. Jovially walking on a sunday morning sure did a garden gnome come up and poke me in the ass. The apocalypse has been delayed due to certain circumstances. CAUTION DO NOT READ!!FLAMES SHALL COME FROM LOUISIANA AND INCENERATE YOU IF YOU LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD ONE MORE TIME!
by GANJAMAN January 31, 2005
Get the randommug. a word that is used to describe the weirdest type of humor and is very stupid to some people but in my opinion that is the exact way to describe me and my friends ....... SO LAY OFF!!!!!!!
Girl 1: hey i heard you say something really random the other day ?
Girl 2 :ready heres what it was ...... CHEESE LOL!
Girl 1: he he nice.
Girl 2 :ready heres what it was ...... CHEESE LOL!
Girl 1: he he nice.
by kaylishous15 October 7, 2013
Get the randommug. non essential, confusing and often misleading word, used in reponse to any sentence which may envoke slight shock or simply a confused state.
most commonly used in situations which in fact, are quite common, and generally quite essential.
most commonly used in situations which in fact, are quite common, and generally quite essential.
NOT RANDOM:
person a: have u got any nieces?
person b: yeh, my sister had a baby yesterday
person a: WOW RANDOM!
RANDOM:
person a:have u got any nieces?
person b: There was this big yellow bear and he had a tribe ov owls and the owls had green hair and blue wings and very many eyes and one day the dog went to the beach and found The Land of Faraway and decided to go home, and then the Russian Pygmie Army bearing cocktail sticks by the thousands ran at Craig, but craig, having wings flew away, but in his panic, as he was terrified ov the Russian Pygmies bearing cocktail sticks by the thousands (some even had the little umbrella ones.....) he flew straight into the Empire State building, and in a severe state of shock and confusion (as he lives in Clevedon and didn't know where the Empire State building came from) he got a marmite sandwiche out from his bag and ate it. But out of no where a parcel arrived for Egbert, which was a very parculiar thing as no one but me knows anything about Egbert (as he lives in my shoe) and i didn't send him a parcel. To pollys surprise the clouds had turned orange and ofcorse this means it was raining apple juice (durgh). I was walking down the road the other day and suddenly this cookie fell from the sky right in front ov me, 'no waaaaaay' said the man, 'itz raining fucking doughnuts', so he picked up his cat and carried on his journey to Jupiter.
person a: WOW RANDOM!!!!!!!
person a: have u got any nieces?
person b: yeh, my sister had a baby yesterday
person a: WOW RANDOM!
RANDOM:
person a:have u got any nieces?
person b: There was this big yellow bear and he had a tribe ov owls and the owls had green hair and blue wings and very many eyes and one day the dog went to the beach and found The Land of Faraway and decided to go home, and then the Russian Pygmie Army bearing cocktail sticks by the thousands ran at Craig, but craig, having wings flew away, but in his panic, as he was terrified ov the Russian Pygmies bearing cocktail sticks by the thousands (some even had the little umbrella ones.....) he flew straight into the Empire State building, and in a severe state of shock and confusion (as he lives in Clevedon and didn't know where the Empire State building came from) he got a marmite sandwiche out from his bag and ate it. But out of no where a parcel arrived for Egbert, which was a very parculiar thing as no one but me knows anything about Egbert (as he lives in my shoe) and i didn't send him a parcel. To pollys surprise the clouds had turned orange and ofcorse this means it was raining apple juice (durgh). I was walking down the road the other day and suddenly this cookie fell from the sky right in front ov me, 'no waaaaaay' said the man, 'itz raining fucking doughnuts', so he picked up his cat and carried on his journey to Jupiter.
person a: WOW RANDOM!!!!!!!
by 4bz April 7, 2004
Get the randommug. when you say something pointless that is off subject and it makes no since what so ever and it doesnt have a meaning
emma and lydia
emma- hey bobuca what tis you be doing tonight
lydia- nuttin jo jo jus about to go over the the banana and mate it with a pinapple to create a banapinapple
emma- hmm.. have u ever wondered what it would be like to be dressed up in so much clothes that you were like a giant ball of fluff. Who was really hyper. So you would be a hyper ball of fluff.
lydia- the wall
emma- hey bobuca what tis you be doing tonight
lydia- nuttin jo jo jus about to go over the the banana and mate it with a pinapple to create a banapinapple
emma- hmm.. have u ever wondered what it would be like to be dressed up in so much clothes that you were like a giant ball of fluff. Who was really hyper. So you would be a hyper ball of fluff.
lydia- the wall
by emma December 29, 2003
Get the randommug. Jenn: Hi Rachel!
Rachel: Have you ever burnt your nose trying to sniff fire?
Jenn: No... but hell, that was random!
Rachel: Have you ever burnt your nose trying to sniff fire?
Jenn: No... but hell, that was random!
by Rachel January 1, 2004
Get the randommug. More than likely to be the little button you clicked on to get an unexpected word on urbandictionary.com
Also used when something unusal happens.
Also used when something unusal happens.
by Nik P December 28, 2005
Get the randommug.