Bender's Quiff

Spliff, A Rhyming Slang Version Ov A Spliff, Used To Aknowledge Smoking Of A Drug: Bender's Quiff For A Spliff

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Do You Wanna Come For A Bender's Quiff

by LE3 Pot Head September 10, 2009

dusty quiff

The act in which you are too old to actually queef anylonger- and a bit of dust poofs out upon quiffing. AKA a senior citizen queef.

Nancy dusty quiffs often.

by Kimlicious April 2, 2009

Pube Quiff

When a lady hasn't trimmed her 'garden' for a while she will take her off her knickers and occasionally her pubic hair will be arranged in a style that wouldn't look out of place on Jedward's head.

Normally found on the lowest part of the 'flaps'.

George: "When I pulled them off and saw the pube quiff I laughed so hard I farted!"

Ringo: "My wife used to wax every few weeks, now all I've got to come to is a huge pube quiff..."

Edward: "Yeah I know, it looks like a pube quiff!"

by Pancooke November 16, 2010

Autotuned Quiff

An autotuned quiff is a sound better than Ariana Grande's songs

An example
Twitter

@ArianaGrande i would better listen to an autotuned quiff than your songs

by NoYouCantTryOnMyHijab August 1, 2017

quiff game

how good your hair (quiff) looks; how high it is; how good it stands

dang zachs quiff game is on point right now

by sweeeeqg June 1, 2014

Quiff

A dick fart also known as dickflart

Susan there's a hole in my dick I think it just farted jack don't worry everyone that's has a dick farts out of it.its called quiff also known as dickflart.

by Cool_girl5426 February 18, 2018

quiff dickler

A word used to describe a friend who has let you down and/or completely and utterly betrayed you

Damn it Mike, I can't believe you've done this. fuck you, and suck my cock you quiff dickler

by Lin V October 30, 2023