Spliff, A Rhyming Slang Version Ov A Spliff, Used To Aknowledge Smoking Of A Drug: Bender's Quiff For A Spliff
By Blue :)
By Blue :)
by LE3 Pot Head September 10, 2009

The act in which you are too old to actually queef anylonger- and a bit of dust poofs out upon quiffing. AKA a senior citizen queef.
by Kimlicious April 2, 2009

When a lady hasn't trimmed her 'garden' for a while she will take her off her knickers and occasionally her pubic hair will be arranged in a style that wouldn't look out of place on Jedward's head.
Normally found on the lowest part of the 'flaps'.
Normally found on the lowest part of the 'flaps'.
George: "When I pulled them off and saw the pube quiff I laughed so hard I farted!"
Ringo: "My wife used to wax every few weeks, now all I've got to come to is a huge pube quiff..."
Edward: "Yeah I know, it looks like a pube quiff!"
Ringo: "My wife used to wax every few weeks, now all I've got to come to is a huge pube quiff..."
Edward: "Yeah I know, it looks like a pube quiff!"
by Pancooke November 16, 2010

Quiff Pro Joe had a son named Hunter
Whose corruption could not have been blunter
He did fancy the bride
of his brother who died
And so he continued to hump her.
Whose corruption could not have been blunter
He did fancy the bride
of his brother who died
And so he continued to hump her.
by Carlos Perdue March 6, 2020

by NoYouCantTryOnMyHijab August 1, 2017

Here in New Brunswick Canada this is considered a "nice" curse word by some people in rural areas. When my Uncle backed over his chainsaw with the farm tractor he might say " Aww ain't that a Quiff!!"
by Woodchucker65 May 12, 2024

by sweeeeqg June 1, 2014
