Bender's Quiff

Spliff, A Rhyming Slang Version Ov A Spliff, Used To Aknowledge Smoking Of A Drug: Bender's Quiff For A Spliff

By Blue :)

Do You Wanna Come For A Bender's Quiff

by LE3 Pot Head September 10, 2009

dusty quiff

The act in which you are too old to actually queef anylonger- and a bit of dust poofs out upon quiffing. AKA a senior citizen queef.

Nancy dusty quiffs often.

by Kimlicious November 19, 2008

Pube Quiff

When a lady hasn't trimmed her 'garden' for a while she will take her off her knickers and occasionally her pubic hair will be arranged in a style that wouldn't look out of place on Jedward's head.

Normally found on the lowest part of the 'flaps'.

George: "When I pulled them off and saw the pube quiff I laughed so hard I farted!"

Ringo: "My wife used to wax every few weeks, now all I've got to come to is a huge pube quiff..."

Edward: "Yeah I know, it looks like a pube quiff!"

by Pancooke November 13, 2010

Quiff and a rat tail

A way to tell your friends you are 10 minutes away

Where are you?
Oh i’m just a quiff and a rat tail away

by beetle juicie August 16, 2021

quiff dickler

A word used to describe a friend who has let you down and/or completely and utterly betrayed you

Damn it Mike, I can't believe you've done this. fuck you, and suck my cock you quiff dickler

by Lin V October 30, 2023

quiff dickler

A word used to describe a friend who has let you down or has completely and utterly betrayed you

I can't believe you did this to me Mike, suck my cock you quiff dickler

by Lin V October 30, 2023

quiff

Verb: To sniff something in a perverted way, especially hair, a quif or a queef.

Quiff Pro Joe had a son named Hunter
Whose corruption could not have been blunter
He did fancy the bride
of his brother who died
And so he continued to hump her.

by Carlos Perdue March 06, 2020