A pie, designed specifically for the southern shandy drinking ponce.
by guru July 17, 2003
Get the Quichemug. A unit of measurement that can encompass anything, and any breadth. Anything you can possibly conceive of can be used on the quiche-o-meter, however the most commonly used scales range from David Hasselhoff to Chuck Norris (or any other kind of b-grade actor, or washed up star you can think of).
The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.
The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.
'That's a David Hasselhoff on the Quiche-O-Meter!"
by Pamela March 3, 2005
Get the quiche-o-metermug. by whayyyy November 2, 2011
Get the Quiche me babymug. by Jen the monkey kisser April 25, 2003
Get the curb side quichemug. A male or female, who thinks there hot (but there not). Thinks they are top shit and are good at everything. News for them..... theyre up themselves. They are probably inbread and usually have divorced parents. Or have a parent with an alcohol or drug problem.
The fucking Quiche walked in strutting her Bcup and fat thighs around the room.....We all laughed behind her back.
by Jeremy Heslop March 6, 2008
Get the Quichemug. by vanmeterdeals March 17, 2019
Get the ass quichemug. Someone who is hotter than hot. One main rule to be quiche you have to have a three finger gap between your thighs a.k.a the 'box gap'. An example of someone super quiche is J'amie private school girl. God she is fucking quiche!
Maddie: J'amie you look so fucking quiche in that dress!
J'amie: Omg I know! Like, I look more quiche than usual.
J'amie: Omg I know! Like, I look more quiche than usual.
by thuschipbucketh June 9, 2018
Get the Quichemug.