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Quarterninja

A Jewish ninja skilled in the art of silently swiping pocket change from unsuspecting Japanese pachinko players. Often wearing a yarmulke and reeking of gefilte fish, quarterninjas are usually unsuccessful in their endeavors.
Hikaru: What the hell? I think a masked Jew just stole a quarter from me!

Ichiro: Yeah bro, you gotta watch out for those quarterninjas. They would steal a parking meter if it wasn't attached to the curb!
by Rodney_Sexfart November 27, 2013
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Quarter to Gladys

An alternative to say 10:45 AM in New South Wales, Australia.

The term became popular because Gladys Berejiklian, the Premier for NSW, would appear on television statewide to give updates about the Covid-19 pandemic at 11:00 AM everyday. It’s became a necessity for the people in NSW to watch Gladys on TV because of this.
A: Yo, what’s the time cuz?
B: It’s quarter to Gladys, how many new cases for today you reckon?
by ariapranata August 17, 2021
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Gay Quarters

When two or more guys lather themselves in baby oil and get into a bed in a dark room and scatter quarters throughout the sheets and roll around and wrestle with eachother while trying to collect the most quarters. Whoever collects the most gets to keep all the quarters!
Dude I was smashed last night at that party, I think I even ended up playing gay quarters with the wrestling team!
by D.H. Beckingham January 20, 2012
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marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021
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rusty brass quartet

Similar to the rusty trombone and rusty trumpet, this sexual maneuver is a collaborative effort. It requires four people: one man, two skinny women, and one fat one. The fat woman gives the man a rim job while giving him a handjob (the rusty trombone). The man gives one skinny woman a rim job while fingering her clitoris (the rusty trumpet). This woman does the same for the last woman (the second rusty trumpet). This last woman also gives a good rim job and fingering to the fat woman (the rusty tuba).
Man, the rusty brass quartet just seems like it would be awkward to perform. I'm not even sure that's a real thing.
by Hygn May 18, 2006
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string quartet

A good violinist, a bad violinist, a failed violinist, and someone who hates violinists, all getting together to complain about composers.

In other words: 2 violins, 1 viola, 1 cello.
Our string quartet met for rehearsal today, but all we did was argue about the tempo.
by Julia Anne December 1, 2005
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quantez

Quantez, a sweet boy who is afraid to tell a girl his feelings. Quantez is very handsome and outgoing, he is that type of guy that you won't find anywhere! If you date a quantez you are lucky as f**k!!!!
Quantez very charming and loving
by Nmn u know me December 28, 2016
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