qual

When you qualify for the next round in fall guys

Let’s go, I just qualled. On to the next round!

by FauxMountain June 29, 2022

non-qual

A submarine sailor who has not qualified for dolphins yet.

The non-qual could not watch movies on the Submarine.

by Jeasus November 10, 2006

dece qual

Shortened form of "decent quality".

Usually used to understate how utterly brilliant the quality of something is/was.

Fraz: "I downloaded The Matrix in 1080p. Two words: dece qual!"

by G-Funk-Maestro July 10, 2011

quality vs. quantity

Choosing a better quality product/service vs. choosing more of that product/service with less quality

I would rather buy one diamond ring than 1000 cheap metal rings

by Tania December 9, 2003

Fully Qualified Fetus

An individual who gets a job only or chiefly because of their preexisting relationship (and sometimes relation to) someone already employed within the organization hiring them. A "fully qualified fetus" is most often young, inexperienced, and contributes little or nothing of value to the workplace.

"It looks like they've hired a fully qualified fetus for technical support. Good thing they didn't promote someone qualified."

by Bill Dukane May 2, 2006

qualitay

The word 'quality' is often mis-used to mean 'of good quality' although its true meaning is neutral (good quality, poor quality, etc.)

'Qualitay' is a deliberate misspelling and mis-pronunciation of the word 'quality'. It is used jokingly to mean 'good' -- in other words it absorbs the incorrect meaning assigned by many people to 'quality'.

I think the new iMac G5 looks qualitay.

by Kilkrazy September 24, 2004

quality control

A way of losing perfectly good definitions from the urban dictionary

70% of deletion requests are unjustified. Don't like it, give it 1 star

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