Sperm purse

A phrase used to describe the testicles. mostly used to describe the srotum or scrotul sack.

"She totally robbed my sperm purse"

"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"

"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"

by Mr.webb November 9, 2008

Slapping Purses

The act of hostile and competitive scissoring between sexual partners

Kate and Magdalena were slapping purses so hard last night both have bruised gooches.

by Basely Minor November 23, 2019

Purse Sugar

Candy, gum or anything edible but of no nutritional value. Can usually be found in a woman's handbag.

"Hey girl, my stomach's growling. Ya got any purse sugar to hold me 'til lunch?"

"I've got some mints, but they're a little fuzzy."

by Lawmeow April 2, 2010

stripper purse

Exotic dancers use Crown Royal bags discarded by the clubs to keep their tips, cell phone, purfume, ect., in. Typically the items are things the dancer might want while working, not stuff like a grocery list or a library book.

Dude, I found a purple bag with $300 in ones and a pack of Marlboro Lights in it when I was leaving the Booby Trap Club.

Sweet Dude! That's a stripper purse.

Cool, let's go over to Dave's and score a bag.

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Bambi at the Kitty Kat Club gives the best lap dances. I got eight in a row and she finished my off with a hand job. Now my paycheck is safely in her stripper purse. Snap!

by Sker January 8, 2008

man-purse

A carrying case for men, yet similar to a large purse for women rather than a briefcase. Very VERY metrosexual (and European). It's the metro way to carry a lot of stuff around.

Hehe, look at that guy's man-purse. He must be from France.

by andy .... March 22, 2006

KINGS PURSE

WHEN HOLDING 50,000 IN THE GAME OF POKER OR THE AMOUNT YOU BUY IN FOR BEING 50,000

WHEN BUYING CHIPS YOU WOULD SAY ID LIKE A KINGS PURSE. OR AFTER WINNING ,WELL I HIT A KINGS PURSE SO I THINK IM DONE

by ROBARS December 15, 2008

he-purse

Just as it sounds: a purse worn by dudes.

Bob: Dude, what's with the he-purse?
Bill: It's not a he-purse, it's a messenger bag.
Bob: Does it have messages in it?
Bill: No, just my iPod, and a book, and a bottle of water...
Bob: He-purse.

by EZ_Ostrich January 1, 2007