Cunt puncher

When your doing a girl, and she says "i'm cumming" you pull out and punch her right in the cunt!

Nick cunt punched Hannah.

by Burpnsmile April 9, 2004

punched the goat

To cease to live. To come to an end. To pass out of existence.

Can you believe both Farrah and Michael punched the goat on the same day?

by Saint Tee August 27, 2009

daffodil puncher

a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.

"Shame on you daffodil puncher!" SHAME

by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005

Nut Puncher

Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).

Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.

by mortalesteban May 19, 2010

hard puncher

its when someons punching power is way stronger then the punching power of the guys in the same weight class. It can also mean that the person is the most suited to be an infighter.

hard puncher

by the puncher April 23, 2014

And then I punched him/her in the face.

A phrase added to the end of a story that once told, sounded less cool than you thought.

I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.

by Stevensgirlie January 20, 2011

muffin snuggling pirate puncher

a person who is a complete dumbass

“Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”

by Memesalad August 21, 2021