Pump shark

one who goes to the gym to talk rather than work out. A pump shark will continually walk up to people who he/she senses are have a good work out. The shark will then stroll up to that person and talk their ear off until they have effectively taken away the persons pump, hereby killing that persons workout for the day.

jake: Im going to get a great pump in today!! I can't wait to get to the gym and get my swoll on. You wanna go around 3?

Timmy: Man, if you want a get a good work out you better put your head phones on and stay away from that fuckin pump shark thats always there around that time.

Jake: Fuck that lets just go to the other gym so we don't run into that guy

by Nuke85 November 7, 2010

pumpkin steamer

Taking a Poo inside of someone’s lit jack-o-lantern.

Usually a prank played during Halloween

Dude! James laid a gnarly pumpkin steamer on old man Pedersen’s porch!

by D_Wraith October 24, 2017

Pumpkin Smasher

A person who is sexually attracted to redheads.

Have you noticed all his girlfriends have had red hair? He's a total pumpkin smasher.

by irishkiwi June 4, 2018

Lord Pumpington

The guy that has loud sex on a noisy bed upstairs at parties.
See also : Lady Takesalot

Sounds like Lord Pumpington is at it again. Turn up the music.

by ChadSexington February 12, 2008

pumpkin spice latte

A drink from starbucks that many white girls drink during the fall while dressed in boots (typically uggs), yoga pants (or leggings of some sort), and a jacket.

There must have been a lot of pumpkin spice lattes at the university in the winter, because all of the girls were wearing yoga pants, uggs, and a jacket.

by Viscerous November 15, 2013

Lil Pump

A rapper that is actually mentally retarded.

Guy: You're going 70 miles per hour. How long will it take you to drive 70 miles?
Lil Pump: 70 nigga!

Guy: What's the difference between America and the United States?
Lil Pump: Bruh. The United States is more south than America bruh, America's in the north.

by Icy Wyte December 28, 2017

pumpee

Pumpee is UK slang or Toronto slang for a “handgun.” Usually used in rap songs such as “Mans not hot” by Roadman Shaq. Pumpee can also be slang for any kind of gun that a person can use to threaten another person in combat.

“Hold tight asnee, he’s got a pumpee”“I

by ShadowGoldGang November 7, 2017