white girl problems

Problems that only stereotypical middle to upper class white girls seem to encounter. To the untrained eye these problems might seem like a symptom of being spoiled, ungrateful, and overly obsessed with superficial appearances and material possessions. The truth is though life is like really hard.

"I got so sunburned in the Hampton s the other day."

-white girl problems

"I just don't know which dress to wear to the mixer tonight!"
-white girl problems

"Paris would have been fun if my dog hadn't peed all over Dior."
-white girl problems

by Z bubble August 28, 2010

problem solvered

Nineties catch phrase used within Australia. Originates from an ad campaign by the Solver Paints chain store.

Need paint? Problem solvered!

by _Steve April 12, 2008

Problematic

A word used by young progressives when they don't like certain facts, but have no counter argument.

Someone: You know, only 3% of Latinos use Latinx, and many find Latinx offensive.

Progressive: What you just said is so problematic. how can you be so racist, sexist and transphobic?

by 1325386 January 15, 2022

Problem solver

Typically refers to a high-point pistol.

BTW a high-point is far from a problem solver

Yo deshawn. Grab my problem solver. That nigga that owes me money is down the block

by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019

field problem

US Army slang or term for a field exercise that involves spending at least one night in the field. More frequently heard in the gruntier MOSes like Infantry and Combat Engineers.

"I'm a 45 day 45 night field problem" --Mystikal in Round Out Tha Tank

"Naw man, I can't go out tonight. I have to pack my ruck. We've got an ass-out 2-week field problem starting monday." --Joe

by grunt11b May 3, 2018

proley

Opposite of bougie. Of or relating to the proletariat.

That raggedy shirt is so proley

by Pmo July 30, 2017

Porble

Porbles are the creatures that inhabit the Portal Fantasy universe. They range from small critters scurrying amongst the woodland, to elegant creatures soaring above the mountain-tops, to ferocious beasts inhabiting harsh fire-torn lands.

Kal: Quick! Capture that Porble!

by WeebletonWombleton November 22, 2022