drinking with a priest

when the guy mixing the drinks isn't drinking them himself because 'they don't drink'

Bill says don't play cards when your drinking with a priest.

by Mike Penta December 4, 2003

Priest River

A town in northern Idaho, manly noted for its failing lumber industry, streets with no sidewalks, and its hate for people from California. It is also known as the shithole between the annoying assholes from Spokane Washington and the gorgeous haven of Priest Lake.The best place to eat is Mac's, a local gas station. If you don't own an ATV or a gun, there isn't much to do. and the internet is slow as fuck. the people who drive through often say "hey, that looks like a town, only smaller"

Priest River passed a law outlawing education, liberalism, and black people.

by OrignalWolf May 18, 2011

catholic priest

See Kid diddler.

That catholic priest diddled them all there innocent childs!

by PissLip March 26, 2008

Judas Priest

an exclamation of surprise, dismay, emphasis, etc (a euphemism for Jesus Christ)

Judas priest What happened in there.

by The Return of Light Joker February 5, 2009

Priest's Lemonade

Lemonade that comes from the Priest's dick. Freshly squeezed.

Hey Johnson would you like some lemonade?

Where is it from?

Freshly squeezed out of the priest's lemonade dick!

by Levvviooosaaahhhh April 25, 2013

Dirty Priest

When a string or elastic is tied around the penis in hopes of making a crude form of birth control. Often forming a black ring around the constricted part of the penis resembling a priest's collar.

" Yea I definitely gave her the dirty priest last night, I don't need any kids"

by Mrse7en62 June 29, 2017

judas priest

an expression used to replace jesus christ, commonly used by non-believers of christianity

JUDAS PRIEST! the blood from his nose is squirting like a sprinkler!

Judas Priest! there's greg getting anally raped in a spaceship by a couch made completely of ankles!!

by jason and marshall October 17, 2008