A Prickly Prick

It’s basically a cactus.. That’s prickly, and is a prick

Guy: *walks in the desert*

Cactus: Lets fucking pinch him, look at that fuck

Guy: *Gets pinched by the FUCKING CACTUS*

Guy: FUCK SHIT!! Its A Prickly Prick

Guy: *Eats cactus cuz he’s a fucking mad man*

by Markalius September 18, 2019

Prickly desert

When you are giving a guy a blowjob and you purposely have cotton mouth because you hate him and now his dick hurts because it just got mouth-sandpapered until it bled.

"Wow, you gave him the prickly desert? You must have some beef against him."

by Dbass July 18, 2016

prickly peg

when a woman uses a strap on replacing a dildo with a cactus and fucks her male counterpart.

Stacy and i tried the prickly peg last night and now i cant shit

by conejita226 April 12, 2020

prickly pancake

The act of pressing your scrotum against the stubble of the recently shaven body or facial hair of your partner .

Man, I feel like I have rug burn between my legs after I gave Susan that prickly pancake last night .

John’s five oclock shadow is perfect slugging grounds for Tim’s prickly pancake

by Wafflestompinjo November 22, 2023

Prickly Delight

A baked good that sits in hot shower water that one shaves their pubes onto to serve a crunchy, moist, and delicious delicacy.

person 1: what do u call this thing is SO GOOD!!!!
person 2: its called prickly delight! i also peed onto it
person 1: WOW!!! i love prickly delight NOM NOM NOM :3

by cowboysunflower January 18, 2021

Prickly Pussy Face

Prickly Pussy Face (PPS) is the face that you get the morning after you fall asleep on a prickly pussy (early stages of freshly shaved pubic hair, growing back in a spikey form). Sort of like the creases that you get after falling asleep on a couch.

-Have you seen Alex at breakfast, he busted in with that Prickly Pussy Face...
-Smells like it too, cuh...

by BigmanDcuh February 27, 2021

Prickly Cactus

A shave that will blow your head off.

Okay, so this girl had a prickly cactus and I got blood all over my chin. I don’t know if that girl was a man or a woman though.

by DrLittleUnderheptoblow April 12, 2021