Roll Pregnancy

When someone is so incredibly fat that their body rolls are big enough to contain a person. This is generally found in animals and not humans for example; a pug, or a chihuahua that has been largely overfed may have large enough body rolls to contain another one of their breed.

John: Phillippe wtf are you doing in my fat?

Phillippe: Shh I'm hiding from the mall cops, now let me just inseminate your fat ass body rolls and make you roll pregnant for awhile

John: Wow would've never guessed I'd go through Roll Pregnancy

by lil big johnny April 5, 2020

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Pregnancy brain

When your math teacher can’t teach no more

I searched for my keys in the refrigerator, must be my pregnancy brain

by Penisluver27 May 11, 2018

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Teenage Pregnancy

When a teenage girl get's pregnant. When It happens, It's very funny. Usually happens in black communities, to mudsharks and to cheerleaders.

Teenage Pregnancy never would happen if bitches didn't get cream pied on their periods.

by LlamaLord1994 March 1, 2011

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Pregnancy Test

accident indicator

Woman: my pregnancy test came out positive

Man: ive made a mistake

by Cobruh August 10, 2016

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pregnancy amnesia

when a woman forgets how miserable it is to be pregnant and willingly agrees to get pregnant for a second (or third +) time. It often occurs in conjunction with or immediately following the contraction of baby fever after her other children have reached toddler age.

Kerrie: Did you hear that Melissa is trying to get pregnant again?

Ashley: Yeah, she must have pregnancy amnesia.

by M in the big D March 12, 2011

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