Pregnancy pistol

“Pregnancy pistol” is the long term word for “pp”

Julia: “what does pp even stand for?”

Me: “oh! You mean pregnancy pistol?!”

Julia: “shoot me”

by Sary gakaj February 18, 2022

Pregnancy brain

When your math teacher can’t teach no more

I searched for my keys in the refrigerator, must be my pregnancy brain

by Penisluver27 May 11, 2018

Teenage Pregnancy

When a teenage girl get's pregnant. When It happens, It's very funny. Usually happens in black communities, to mudsharks and to cheerleaders.

Teenage Pregnancy never would happen if bitches didn't get cream pied on their periods.

by LlamaLord1994 March 1, 2011

pregnancy amnesia

when a woman forgets how miserable it is to be pregnant and willingly agrees to get pregnant for a second (or third +) time. It often occurs in conjunction with or immediately following the contraction of baby fever after her other children have reached toddler age.

Kerrie: Did you hear that Melissa is trying to get pregnant again?

Ashley: Yeah, she must have pregnancy amnesia.

by M in the big D March 12, 2011

Pregnancy Test

accident indicator

Woman: my pregnancy test came out positive

Man: ive made a mistake

by Cobruh August 10, 2016

Pregnancy Craving

When you're craving a massive amount of cocaine will pregnant.

"I'm having a huge pregnancy craving right now"

"I WANT FUCKING COCAINE, I'M ON MY PREGNANCY CRAVING"

by Daddy Jack December 11, 2016

pregnancy blow

When a pregnant woman blows a guy because he can't get it the other way =)

Mazel tov Patrick! You have the pregnancy blow yet?

by DebacleDisaster August 19, 2011