porn

The cure to a single person(s) depression

Oh thank you God for the porn on the internet

by tom September 19, 2004

Porn

Short for popcorn; a delicious yellowy food usually eaten at movies or home.

I watched a hardcore movie last night and man, that porn was delicious.

by coronavirus 14841 March 24, 2020

porn

what everyone who's cool wants

i fucking love good porn

by MasterX November 17, 2004

Porn

Okay then mate. I know your trying to search this shit up but it’s time for you to stop being a pervert and do some real work in life.

Alvin: Hey Adam!
Adam: Hey Alvin my bro what’s good?
Alvin: Did you see Lana Rhoads new porn movie?
Adam: No what did she do?
Alvin: She sucked some big dick and all of the sudden she grew her tits even more!
Adam: Do you seriously have to tell me this? I’m being sarcastic and I don’t want to hear this shit at all my guy! You are 32 years old and yet you didn’t get a job and never got married and still watching this shit?! Grow up fam!
Alvin: Well then, that was harsh. Sorry man.
Adam: it’s okay.
Alvin: But actually tho her tits are good!
Adam: ... I need to go find a therapist.

by Wael blox August 24, 2020

Porn

A naked picture or video usually having intercourse people who watch porn are usually alone

Person:u know dave watches porn
You: what no way

by Pringle man December 25, 2020

porn

(noun) the reason you have no life.

"Eric hasn't left his house in 4 days.. He's been watching porn nonstop."
"Dude, somebody needs to get out more!"

by bootyshorts51 February 07, 2010

porn

Ooooooh and ahhhhhhs, moans and grunts, acts and movie plots, etc..

"Here comes Mr. Paint Man, at the door and ready to be f-u-c-k-e-d-!"

by Kermit the Frog April 25, 2003