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Poop

A mushy brown substance that is also known as shit. Sometimes you eat it to get brainpower and get smarter. But some bury it in the ground and it fertilizes soil! You can mu=ix it with a bit of lemon juice and strawberries, and it tastes AMAZING. I recommend it 100000/100! Also, it is great for babies, for after they eat it, they will have a brain of an adult. It comes out of an ass and makes sure to mix it with a little urine to have a good taste. Add a cup of water if too salty. Enjoy! If you would like the real recipe, please search "911-NEEDPOOP!" on Urban Dctionary!
by madzeeys October 20, 2020
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Poop

Frycook for People Order Our Patties
(1)Yo Jerry, P.O.O.P right?

(1)Yea poop
by Press ctrl-w January 3, 2016
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poop

a thick brown, gooey, and smelly substance that comes out of ur butt.
Oh my god Billy did you just poop! We need some air freshener now, god billy ;/
by bubby guppy April 16, 2017
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Poop

A brown substance that comes out of your bowls after you have eaten.
That burrito made me take a humongous poop.
by Ramen Noodle January 23, 2015
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Poop

something everybody enjoys doing.......... except when having anal....
hailey : ooooooo go faster!!!
stan: (smacks ass) yeeeeesssssss
hailey : wait pull it out!!! quick !!!!!!
stan: why?
hailey: because.....(shits on dick) i have to poop....Ahhhhhhhh.
stan: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!
by mrdinkysparkles February 2, 2018
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pooped

1: Past tense of the verb poop

2: Really tired
1: WHO DIDN’T REPLACE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL AFTER THEY POOPED?!

2: I’m gonna hop off for the night cuz I’m pooped.
by TheRadioDemon_ December 26, 2020
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Poop

Seems like chocolate because it is I take bath in it it taste like corn
Poop comes out of ass
by Moisesisreallygood November 5, 2020
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