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Curry Potluck (aka Curry Pollock)

This is a term used for a casual get-together that aims to create an aesthetic experience through the use of fecal matter. The following are the minimum requirements:
1. There must be a minimum of five (5) females participating.
2. All participants must be capable of performing a teddy bear handstand.
3. Each female must consume a curry-based dish, and each of them must consume different dishes.
Optional: Laxatives may be added to the dishes in order to facilitate loose bowel movement, if this consequence is not a natural bodily reaction experienced by the participant.
The females are to be arranged in a circular formation, all engaged in teddy bear handstands. The room is to be draped in industrial grade paper (preferably "uncoated", for absorbancy purposes). The females will then defecate all over the room. The resultant designs on the paper known to be similar to the artistic style of Jackson Pollock (hence the alternate name). Guests are simply required to enjoy the aesthetic experience.
"I went to a Curry Potluck (aka Curry Pollock) and was fascinated by the retention of colour that some of the fecal matter had when displayed on the paper!"
by JJ Waters February 7, 2017
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Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.
Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

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by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011
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Pollock fishing

The art of fresh water fishing with live bait and bobbers, preferably shiners for large mouth bass.
I saw him out pollock fishing again at West Meadows with the three other pollocks.
by Pozerski July 5, 2008
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lol pollock

The act of laughing so loudly that you're middle name becomes pollock
John lol pollocked at the site of Mary falling down the stairs
by toemass November 18, 2013
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Bro Pollock

When you fuck some one but ejaculate in your hand, then high five your partner afterward with the ejaculate in your hand.
Dude, last night I smashed Sheila from accounting, gave her a bro pollock afterward.
by Daba Fett February 13, 2019
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pollocked

sdj. Splattered, or sprayed over a surface in an interesting pattern.

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Careful with that skateboard now:; I do not want you pollocked.
by gnostic3 November 20, 2019
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Pollock

Verb. To create an unruly masterpiece in ones pants (in reference to abstract expressionist Jackson Pollock known for his unique style of drip painting)
Dude! This chick was grinding me on the DF and I pollocked my pants.

The hormone monster visited me last night and I pollocked my pants. Jackson would be proud
by antonym82 October 17, 2017
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