by SmolBolBritain December 27, 2020
Get the Polandmug. Poland, a country whose inhabitants claim it’s the best country in the world, if Poland is sooooo great, why is it since Poland joined the EU in 2004 experts believe anywhere between 500,000 to 2 million Polish people have left Poland with the majority moving to the UK?!?!? That tells me that there is something seriously wrong with Poland if so many people leave so quickly.
Contrary to popular belief, Polish or for that fact Eastern European women aren’t the most attractive in the world. They are no more or less attractive than those from West, North or Southern Europe.
Contrary to popular belief, Polish or for that fact Eastern European women aren’t the most attractive in the world. They are no more or less attractive than those from West, North or Southern Europe.
by KillGore1 September 3, 2007
Get the Polandmug. Poland is best known for its range of smoked meats, cured fish and the booming trade of sexual minors.
Prostitutes retire a at the age of 12 to work in one of the many sausage factories that dot the country side. It is at this stage that Polish females gain most of their 'winter weight', before they make the slow transition to a 'breeder'. Females who have reached the breeder stage are expected to give birth to no fewer than 8 children, all of whom will be blessed with certain forms or retardation.
Polish women are owned by a male or "Sausage Dick". The male is responsible for the sexual abuse of his children. Only when the children are strong enough to rape their father are they permitted to leave the family home and start their own families. Often, children of the same family will interbreed, ensuring that strong bloodlines continue for generations.
The Polish people are responsible for some of the greatest innovations in human history. The Poles actually invented the wheel of cheese before inventing the wheel, they also pioneered the cheese filled cheese.
Polish humour has a reputation that stretches far beyond its borders. Common themes of polish humour include rape, rape of minors, rape of livestock and rape of one's mother.
Poland also invests heavily in future national development. A swimming pool was recently dug in the capital city of Warsaw and the polish space programme made the recent purchase of a small minivan in relatively good condition.
Prostitutes retire a at the age of 12 to work in one of the many sausage factories that dot the country side. It is at this stage that Polish females gain most of their 'winter weight', before they make the slow transition to a 'breeder'. Females who have reached the breeder stage are expected to give birth to no fewer than 8 children, all of whom will be blessed with certain forms or retardation.
Polish women are owned by a male or "Sausage Dick". The male is responsible for the sexual abuse of his children. Only when the children are strong enough to rape their father are they permitted to leave the family home and start their own families. Often, children of the same family will interbreed, ensuring that strong bloodlines continue for generations.
The Polish people are responsible for some of the greatest innovations in human history. The Poles actually invented the wheel of cheese before inventing the wheel, they also pioneered the cheese filled cheese.
Polish humour has a reputation that stretches far beyond its borders. Common themes of polish humour include rape, rape of minors, rape of livestock and rape of one's mother.
Poland also invests heavily in future national development. A swimming pool was recently dug in the capital city of Warsaw and the polish space programme made the recent purchase of a small minivan in relatively good condition.
A traditional Polish Joke:
POLE 1: I've killed so many jew's id rather be raping my daughter!
POLE 2: Not if i rape my daughter first
A typical Polish Conversation:
Polish Rapist 1: Poland is the greatest nation on the planet.
Polish Rapist 2: Yes it is!
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, whats going on with you guy's.
Polish Rapist 1: Not much... Wanna rape something.
Polish Rapist 2 & 3: Yeah sounds good (High-fiving)
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, can my cousin come... HEY PETER!
Polish Rapist 4: Hey fella's i'm Peter.
POLE 1: I've killed so many jew's id rather be raping my daughter!
POLE 2: Not if i rape my daughter first
A typical Polish Conversation:
Polish Rapist 1: Poland is the greatest nation on the planet.
Polish Rapist 2: Yes it is!
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, whats going on with you guy's.
Polish Rapist 1: Not much... Wanna rape something.
Polish Rapist 2 & 3: Yeah sounds good (High-fiving)
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, can my cousin come... HEY PETER!
Polish Rapist 4: Hey fella's i'm Peter.
by stewdog85 June 2, 2011
Get the Polandmug. It somehow manages to survive, even tho France didnt want to help Poland because French people are too scared and fat americans were too busy eating eachother
-Ay bro i just visited Poland
-Whats that i forgot
-Co ty pierdolisz nie pamiętasz?
-Sorry i am a fat american
-fuck off
-Whats that i forgot
-Co ty pierdolisz nie pamiętasz?
-Sorry i am a fat american
-fuck off
by Bruh that's dank mate January 14, 2020
Get the Polandmug. by STFUNOOB1337 February 9, 2007
Get the Polandmug. The Poland’s are the craziest, funniest, most loving family around. Everyone of them have their own uniqueness that makes them so much more special. You cannot find a family like them, they are one of a kind. They have been through hell and back, but stuck together through it all. They all have their own sense of style, which defines how crazy they are! But in the end, the Poland family, will forever be, the worlds greatest family EVER!!
by crazystar August 2, 2018
Get the polandsmug. Poland is the best country in europe u will ever find. Screw france and italy, go poland. U will find the best food and the best people there. The best way to spend your holidays is to go to poland.
by _polishgurl_ August 1, 2021
Get the Polandmug.