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Hokey Pokey

When a man sticks his penis in a woman's anus. Anal
Guy: "Let's try something different."
Girl:" The hokey pokey?"
Guy: "That's what it's all about. Now turn yourself around."
by chillary April 29, 2015
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pokey thing

A long and slender object, such as a paperclip, used to stir marijuana ash in search for remaining plant material.
I think it's cached... does anyone have a pokey thing?
by Anonymous September 1, 2003
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Pokey hat

To have a sharp defecation after a curry and a beer.
Gale had to drop and knock out a pokey hat after her Jalfrazi.
by Kibbsy May 7, 2022
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the Smokey Pokey

1. To get high and fuck
2. To use Marijuana as a means to increase the chances of getting laid
3. Anyone that you smoke marijuana with in order to have sex with them
4. (variant) Smoke&Poke ( Smoke weed, then engage in coitus)
Guy 1: Dude, that chick is way outta ur league
Guy 2: Yeah no shit! I dont stand a chance.... *sigh*
Guy 1: Just do the smokey pokey ahaahhahaahahaaaa

"Remember Chris, if she smokes, she pokes" -'Lois' from Family Guy
by DaLi617 May 19, 2010
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hokey-pokey

What it's all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself about. That's what it's all about!
by ghosty November 24, 2005
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hokey pokey

1. something that is what something is all about.

2. the act of putting something in and taking something out, mainly a penis.
1. "Yo you get them quasadillas at the cafeteria today."
"Yea man, they were hokey pokey"

2. "Yo last night, me and Charise did the Hokey Pokey"
"Oh dat's ballin'"
by Robert Atkinson March 23, 2007
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The Hokey Pokey

A dance widely recognized as 'what it's all about'.
You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around: that's what it's all about!
by tarnishedlemon June 2, 2011
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