by SIRCUMALOT August 28, 2006
by Rodthedictator December 15, 2015
by dirrrtyfrucker October 11, 2009
An American pipeline is where a man ejects his man fluids into a condom multiple times until half way full and freezes it. He will then poke little holes into the top of the condom. He will then give it to his lady friend and she will use it as a dildo and the friction of the stroking will warm the sperm until it melts into the pussy and she gets pregnant
by Bigdicklilnutsack April 03, 2018
alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo
alex p: hey alex, we're still going to use the alaskan pipeline i made last night, right
alex r: hell yeah we are, ALASKAN PIPELINES ROCK
alex r: hell yeah we are, ALASKAN PIPELINES ROCK
by mathias420 June 07, 2004
a variation of the Alaskan pipeline popularized after the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in which crude oil is frozen for use as a dildo
While on a picnic at the beach, he gathered up tarballs and froze them so he could surprise his girlfriend with a Louisiana pipeline.
by trashybags July 06, 2010
Shit a firm, long shaped turd on a cutting board, plastic wrap, etc. Put it in a freezer until it's solid, then use it as a dildo and fuck your chick with it. RE: call in on Bubba the Love Sponge show.
Missy's lesbian girlfriend lost their strap-on so they had no choice but to do the Alaska pipeline but Missy didn't like the mess when it thawed.
by Flech belcher May 30, 2008