Bakersfield Picnic

The act of eating your lunch while taking a crap.

Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."

by P. Gunn October 2, 2013

shoulder picnic

When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.

Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.

by eddyt113007 June 1, 2010

deadbeat picnic

when a group of homeless dudes with bikes and shopping carts congregate and smoke crack or drink beer in a public

there is a deadbeat picnic over there by that tree

by evilsteve666 November 21, 2017

Pilbara Picnic

A term used in northern Western Australia.

A Pilbara Picnic is the perfect combination of a chicken dinner (Kentucky fried or with a corn cob) and a case of beer (emu export is appropriate).
The meal can be enjoyed sitting down or lying down.

"has anyone seen Curtly?"
"ye-aah he's curled up to a Pilbara Picnic in the park"

by greybells November 4, 2017

no picnic

Something that is not easy, not enjoyable.

Food allergies are no picnic

by Nandoca October 20, 2007

Poolside picnic

When one partner is in the bath and the other procedes to initiate oral sex from the side. Can be both ways round.

She interrupted my bath the other night and she must have been hungry because she wanted a poolside picnic.

by Picnics by the pool March 23, 2017

homo picnic

a large gathering consisting of mainly straight males and very few,if any, women attending

The club was a virtual homo picnic with a 20 to 1 ratio of guys to girls

by refriedbiff April 15, 2010