dining philosophers

Those dickheads that sit at Denny's talking about this, that, and some mothers.

The dining philosophers have finally decided on 4 grandslams.

by Ron Jizzle March 6, 2004

philosopher

1. In ancient Greece, it refers to one who attends symposiums, in the guise of thinking, to drink with friends, speak of pederasty, and generally makes a fool of himself.

In Plato's symposium, it was less of a scholarly discussion, and more of a drinking party where they talked about pederasty.

or

As far as philosophers go, Socrates was a drunk old pederast.

by Bega November 3, 2005

dining philosophers

When two or more individuals order only coffee at a restaraunt and discuss their theories on life.

I went out for a quiet evening and a nice steak but found myself surounded by dining philosophers.

by Patrick Yeck March 11, 2004

philosopher

Adam Villegas is a the smartest philosopher ever born, for true knowledge ask Adam

I really love that new philosopher adam he is so amazing

omg he's so smart, his name must be adam

by j coolio west February 22, 2017

philosopher

kim namjoon

kim namjoon is a philosopher, if you ask him how his day was, he'll answer your question but then he will start speaking about how we should love ourselves. (cutie <3)

by jiminsbitch December 5, 2018

Philosopher

Someone who pretends to know everything in the Universe but in reality a useless IYI.

Mr. Rouge Philosophy always claims himself a Philosopher.

by PseudPhilosopher January 3, 2022

Philosopher's Nightmare

Any time you're witnessing a conversation spiral downwards and are able to identify the rhetorical techniques participants are fueling the descent with little hope of being able to recover from. Techniques include cherry-picking, generalizing, the moral high ground, appealing to fear or popularity, aggressive (including passive) behavior, explicit bias and persistent rambling with an intent to win over the other side. You're confident any contribution or attempt to help move the conversation forward will be ignored or met with immediate resistance and rejection.

That post on Facebook about gun control became a Philosopher's Nightmare with most of the participants attacking and distracting each other.

by Dread Pirate Skeptic November 27, 2022